Clubbers of the week
Good hustle guys
Suzie StoneIt’s back! Somehow you’ve managed to juggle sleep, lectures, and deadlines with going out and getting battered with your mates. Congratulations.
Tallest clubber
How did this happen?
Squad of the week
So photogenic x x x
Biggest BNOC
Bigger than Feng?
Unexplained photo of the week
Who is this man and why is he dressed as a block of cheese?
Facial expression of the week
Yes.
Club romance of the week
Wonder if he’s ghosting her now…
Happiest clubber
Cheese!
Most awkward third-wheel
He’s either really uncomfortable, or really enjoying it
Tensest clubbers
“I definitely told you I was gonna wear this”
Pout of the week
Give us a kiss
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