Everyone say thank you to Coldplay for giving us this roundup of the funniest gig saga memes

I’m trying to find a time on the internet where a story went as ubiquitously viral as the Coldplay concert “affair” saga yesterday. It was so fast, so speedy of light before a funny video of chaos suddenly had two accused people in the firing line. To be fair, Chris Martin of Coldplay didn’t help the situation when he said “either they’re having an affair or they’re very, very shy” – launching a billion of the best memes ever in the process. I would hate to be the people involved in this, and I’m sure they’ve had one of the most stomach churning 24 hours imaginable becoming the biggest viral saga online right now. But I suppose you do have to give it up for Coldplay for not only finally doing something interesting, but for giving us a load of “affair” concert memes that have brought the world together in very turbulent times.

Here’s a roundup of all the funniest memes surrounding the Coldplay concert “very shy or affair” saga, for your chuckling pleasure. All of these are tongue in cheek!

Big is moving to Paris

the Coldplay concert was crazy pic.twitter.com/z8MiyNTACi

— Pop & Hot Culture (@notgwendalupe) July 17, 2025

Fake but funny

A thoughtful decision by Coldplay. pic.twitter.com/hvBwn9xdfX

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) July 17, 2025

This sent a shiver down my spine

how the head of hr at my company looks at me when coldplay announces new tour dates pic.twitter.com/twqlXKvRZb

— milk (@milkinhisbag) July 17, 2025

I am absolutely howling

chris martin at the coldplay concert https://t.co/qt9BQcSIGl pic.twitter.com/vU3DeoDoEn

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— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) July 17, 2025

Hasn’t Chris Martin still got his own split to be dealing with

The concept of Coldplay destroying your marriage…. pic.twitter.com/ME0joEa6vG

— reid (@thereidfeed) July 17, 2025

Not Ryanair piping up 

Ryanair🤝Coldplay
splitting up couples https://t.co/UgwuK3X5Au

— Ryanair (@Ryanair) July 18, 2025

The relief!

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew

— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) July 17, 2025

Would do anything to be a fly on the wall

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

— chris 🫂 (@fuqingaverage) July 17, 2025

Well hello let’s celebrate the small wins x

i like that the cheating coldplay couple seems an age-appropriate match

— Naomi Fry (@frynaomifry) July 17, 2025

Lord may this life never found me

Coldplay should out people at every concert and say that they’ve just been Coldplayed

— Trey (@treydayway) July 17, 2025

HR make me sweat

“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet” pic.twitter.com/9sFdkCpPS3

— Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) July 17, 2025

GOODBYE this has actually killed me off

worst part about this is you know it’s gonna lead to him posting on linkedin something like “i got caught cheating at a coldplay concert. here’s what it taught me about b2b sales” https://t.co/7iNFT4NQJN

— string (@propjoesays) July 17, 2025

Honestly same I’d take it to the grave

I’d divorce my husband just for attending a Coldplay concert

— Marisa Baldassaro (@Nerdspringbreak) July 17, 2025

This is the actual WINNER

this is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw pic.twitter.com/nAuwdjlUpJ

— zhopamine (@zedchrmsm) July 17, 2025

What a saga. The world waits with bated breath for an update, to be honest.

Coldplay or the people involved are yet to speak out about the saga – and even though the memes are implying that this is gospel, it must be stressed we of course do not know yet!

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