Valentines day is finally over but love is still in the air.

Then again, let’s face it, love is always in the air at university. A hot bed for romance where there are roughly 25,000 intelligent, like-minded individuals around your own age…relationships both good and bad are inevitable.

But once you’ve had a satisfyingly rebellious (but not ridiculous) number of one night stands and found some that avoids all of these turn offs, it’s possible that you may have found your university spouse.

Married-at-uni: (adjective)

A couple who are dating at university and, although they have exchanged zero vows, act like an old married couple and LOVE IT.

Synonyms: inseparable, smug couple, Lenton lovers.

Does this describe your relationship? Better check against these to make sure.

You know you’re married at uni when…

1.   You’ve turned up in your PJ’s to your boyfriend/girlfriend’s house

2.  There are new objects slowly moving into your bathroom.

3. ….and your fridge.

4. …and your bedroom.

5.  You know each other’s timetables by heart.

6. You’ve both found a common obsession with a TV show and it is probably what about 99.9% of your conversations about.

7. The other 0.1% are about food.

8. This is your reaction to PDAs

9. You secretly have no idea what Tinder is but pretend to fit in with the cool single people

10. You on a night out before you met you uni spouse

You on a night out after you met your uni spouse

11. You’ve farted in front of each other. And rated them  out of ten.

12. You’ve shared a shower in a completely non-sexual way, you just both have a 9am and ain’t nobody got time to wait.

13. You’ve planned a holiday together that you both cannot afford but you feel like grown ups in a relationship and that’s what grown ups do.

14. Making an effort is for date night only. SWEATPANTS EVERYWHERE.

15. This is the height of uni romance