VIDEO: Watch this wasted student who’s too drunk to keep hold of his pizza
Is this the best food review ever? Smashed student takes on gravity in war for post night-out pizza.
A lovably sloshed student from York finds himself the star of an epic thriller packed with Hitchcockian suspense…as he fights to hold onto his post night-out snack.
Filmed by a passing cyclist, the walking advert for sobriety describes his ‘chicken kiev pizza’ before attempting to open the box…vertically.
After dropping the box, he shovels ‘za into his cake hole like he’s loading coal into a steam train.
Watch the video above to get a slice of the action.
Harry Styles would be in Ancaster, obviously
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Sorry but how the hell did we miss these?
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And they’re still mates
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I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
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This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY