UEA’s most eligible bachelor 2018: Round Three
And you thought we’d forgotten
Emilie BowenThe last lot of boys are here to try and win your hearts and votes.
James, fourth year, Medicine
What would be involved on your ideal date? We're talking horse drawn carriage and snuggles in the underneath a vast (artificial) fur blanket in lieu of a taxi. The driver has been carefully vetted to supply the exact right amount of chat i.e. none. Pull up to a certified National Trust estate (probably Blickling) and we enter to find a candle lit dining room with no less than 4 accompanying musicians playing from a strict set list of nothing written after 1970. 7 course meal paired with assorted wines, get trollied and then probably LCR.
What three words describe yourself best? Driven, charming, extra.
What is your favourite drink? Bombay Sapphire gin, slice of lime and fever tree tonic. Or a pint of Wifebeater.
Why do you think you've been nominated for the Most Eligible Bachelor? Because my friends are sick to death of hearing me complain about how hard single life is.
Sam, second year, Chemistry
What would be involved in your ideal date? I give you a backy on my Ofo bike, we'd go off to Tesco to pick up one of the finest meal deals of your life, then back to your place where I spend several hours speaking about myself and maybe a couple minutes with you.
What three words describe yourself best? Painfully massive ego.
What is your favourite drink? Holy Water.
Why do you think you've been nominated for the Most Eligible Bachelor? I created 13 accounts for this.
Alex, third year, Biology
What would be involved in your ideal date? Something different like the casino or the arcade.
What three words describe yourself best? Wrongun, fun loving, calm.
What is your favourite drink? Cider.
Why do you think you've been nominated for the Most Eligible Bachelor? Nagini, looking for the right snake charmer to bring it out.
Ryan, second year, International Communication with Business Management
What would be involved in your ideal date? A snakebite by the lake as the sun sets over the waters, followed by completion of one of the 5 L’s.
What three words describe yourself best? Sexy, shy, supreme.
What is your favourite drink? A nice cold Bud or four VK in one hand.
Why do you think you've been nominated for the Most Eligible Bachelor? Most people will be wanting to get back on the horse, I want to saddle up for the first time, YEE HAW.
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