Nor-fuck: UEA flops in sex survey
UEA proves it isn’t wonderful at everything following sex survey results
UEA has flopped in StudentBeans’ annual sex survey, coming 85th out of a possible 109 unis.
UEA has proved itself a force to be reckoned with in recent league tables, coming 15th in the Complete University Guide league table and 3rd in the Times Student Satisfaction league table.
However, in what is clearly the most important survey of all – StudentBeans’ University Sex League Table, UEA came a disappointing 85th out of 109 universities, with an average of just 3.65 sexual partners since starting uni.
Although we’ve improved following our 99th place rating last year, we were still beaten by Essex in this year’s table, as they came an impressive 6th place with an average of 7.61 sexual partners. Perhaps too much hanky-panky and not enough training for Derby Day.
The top three places went to Brighton (10.59 sexual partners), Chester (9.94) and Liverpool Hope (9.57).
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