Singles of the week: Take us out

It’s that time again — singles of the week. And this time it’s our turn.

Stephanie Holmes, 21, Journalism

Steph is a stunning local lass who loves a good sing song. She’s back on the market and looking for love.

Why do you think you’re single?

“I guess I just don’t put myself out there, if something happens it happens, if it doesn’t then no big deal. To be fair a lot of men are arseholes. Well, at least in my experience, so I’d rather be on my own than get hurt.”

What’s your worst habit?

“I talk too much, too loud.”

Have you got any guilty pleasures?

“Steps. Cheesy music in general. Also I love watching the wrestling.”

Best feature?

“My eyes, they’re blue and yellow. And no, I don’t have an iron deficiency.”

What drink best describes you?

“Smirnoff Ice, tasty but harmless.”

Whats your party trick?

“I can hold a cup between my boobs.”

Lauren-Rae Dodd, 21, Journalism

Lauren-Rae is bubbly, blonde and an aspiring journalist at Northumbria. She’s recently single and hoping to change that.

Why do you think you’re single? 

“I always think long-term, I’m looking for something that’s worth investing time in.”

What’s your worst habit?

“I’m missing that brain-to-mouth filter that everybody else seems to have. Also sleeping, I can sleep anywhere, anytime.”

Have you got any guilty pleasures?

“My guilty pleasure would have to be musical films… I can’t stop watching Mamma Mia.”

Best feature?

“I made a boob man a bum man. Enough said.”

What drink best describes you?

“A jägerbomb – short and feisty!”

What’s your party trick?

“How much alcohol I can consume.”

Richard Duggan, 23, BPTC LLM

Richard has the brains to match the beauty and is studying for his Master’s in Law. He still has time for that special someone though.

Why do you think you’re single?

“I’m often describe as a bit of a bunny boiler — but this isn’t accurate. Maybe I’m just too hot to handle.”

What’s your worst habit?

“I’m an obsessive cleaner. You can find me hoovering at 11.30pm, which I’m sure my flatmates love me for. After I broke up with who I thought was the love of my life I bleached my entire flat.”

Have you got any guilty pleasures?

“Smoking while eating. It’s such a vile habit though.”

Best feature?

“For someone that never works out, I have cracking legs.”

What drink best describes you?

“A margarita — sweet, but with a sassy kick to it.”

What’s your party trick?

“I can pick things up with my toes and I can put my legs behind my head.”

If you’re interested in any of these beauties, email [email protected] and though we may not send you to the Isle of Fernando’s, we promise you won’t regret it.

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