
Here’s all the best tweets from Parklife 2018
LG’s ‘Parkalife’ tweet was iconic
Parklife in itself is literally a meme, you can't walk through the crowd for five minutes without spotting or hearing something hilarious. And with our generation's good old internet addiction we get the fantastic oppourtunity to document all of these once in a lifetime moments, permanantly, in the form of tweets.
Here are all the best tweets from this weekend's Parklife, covering everything from Liam Gallagher, to The Spice Girls, to lube.
Liam Gallagher was a pretty big deal (as you were LG x)
Fiat 500 twitter is going to be so fucking confused when they're at Parklife covered in glitter waiting to take snapchats whilst dancing to Sam Smith, and they realise they're surrounded by pissheads in parkas chucking cans of red stripe over them in the crowd for Liam Gallagher
— Fóntaine (@Andy__Fountain) June 10, 2018
By half an hour into Liam Gallagher, I had saw a lad whitey, a lass getting fingered, a lad pissing in a cup and chucking it into the crowd and another lad snorting coke off his pals hand. British festivals for u, parklife u were mint x
— Abbie Smith (@abbiesmxth) June 10, 2018
Stick an A in the middle of the K and the L and we're there PARKALIFE sounds better already as you were LG the genius x
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) June 9, 2018
The Parklife girl (synonymous with glitter and ket) seemed to get a lot of attention, too
You’ve really got to admire the tenacity of British girls. Dressing for Coachella when they’re in fact on the 11.47 Virgin train to Manchester Piccadilly for Parklife ?☀️?
— Lucy (@LucyJaneWood) June 9, 2018
The way some of these girls dress at Parklife you’d think they’re going to Coachella, when in reality they’re getting off their tits on ket in Heaton Park
— jfg (@jackgmcfc) June 10, 2018
The PL gals were also the source of some controversy regarding their outfit choices, (or lack thereof)
Annoying seeing people (especially GIRLS) griefing people’s outfits for parklife give it a rest ya sound like a jealous cow
— Chloe (@chloeMetcalfe14) June 10, 2018
There’s gotta be some of the worst outfits I’ve seen for parklife this year – girls on insta be lookin like they’re going to the red light district for a night shift ??✖️
— Olivia ? (@liv_waddington) June 9, 2018
here what’s people’s crack slating the outfits and what people wear for parklife, everyone looks UNREAL and everyone’s outfits are mint!! get ya tits out if ya want them out x
— Katy Imiela (@katyimielax) June 10, 2018
Some stunning social commentary was buzzing about
Init funny how girls spend the morning putting glitter on their face & guys spending the morning filling condoms with drugs and lubing their arse #parklife pic.twitter.com/KDEj3ozirJ
— Hayley Davs♡ (@HayleyDavs) June 9, 2018
Parklife is the most cheeky festival ever
They need the cheeky girls house rave to headline a Nando's stage
Which you are only allowed in if you have a BF 6 years older than you with a car
— Duppy Boy [salt free] (@BoyDuppy) June 11, 2018
My friends got more excited about seeing Scott from love island in the crowd at parklife than Liam Gallagher ??
— Sash? (@SashaMcH_) June 10, 2018
Even better was the people watching
at Parklife and a lad has just thrown up what looks to be 100% pure Strongbow Dark Fruits in the middle of the dancefloor at Midland
— patrick hinton (@patrickch_) June 10, 2018
Love parklife pic.twitter.com/K2Gy1gaBqO
— Lauren Renwick (@LaurenRenwick57) June 10, 2018
The Spice Girls, minus a heartbroken Victoria, arriving at Parklife earlier today. pic.twitter.com/bmopqEbwcE
— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) June 9, 2018
This dude just played the flute for the whole of Liam Gallagher’s set at Parklife. Absolute icon. pic.twitter.com/MEnIrY2xOd
— David (@daveygranger) June 11, 2018
When you’re just filming the pink flare in Parklife and Scott off Love Island thinks you’re filming him pic.twitter.com/uejLAxxiol
— HollyMullock (@Holly_Mully) June 11, 2018
It's safe to say most people were feeling pretty rough the next day
Parklife has aged me about 40 years I look ancient
— fokin el (@elklien) June 11, 2018
Parklife u was a belter mate but what the fuck are these black bogies you’ve given me
— kiewrigley (@kieewrigley) June 11, 2018
Twitter unanimously agreed that Parklife was fuckin lit
parklife that was fuckin lit, thank you manny ?♥️
— aj tracey (@ajtracey) June 9, 2018
What a weekend that was… pic.twitter.com/8pFhwu1nGv
— Parklife (@Parklifefest) June 11, 2018

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