Lottie Tiplady-Bishop
Lottie Tiplady-Bishop
Manchester Editor of The tab

A barbecue resulted in a house fire on Egerton Road at the weekend

Students in surrounding properties have been temporarily moved out of their houses

The summer Pangaea: Made in Manchester line up has been released

And on the seventh day, God announced the Pangaea line up

Which Greggs menu item is your uni?

Reading this deffo counts as pro-crust-ination

The Gym Fallowfield has been CLOSED

It’s only been open for just over two months

Two students were hit by a car and assaulted with a knife and a wrench on Ladybarn Lane

The muggers also took the student’s takeaway pizza

A student has reported experiencing homophobic behaviour from a campus security guard

The student and her girlfriend were approached in the main library cafe

Naked Attraction are looking for contestants in Manchester

This is an excellent opportunity to show your genitals on telly

Two students claim they have been ‘racially profiled’ by Ali G staff after being stopped in connection with a stolen laptop

They were the only two targeted, and the only non-white students entering Ali G at the time

Sacha Baron Cohen to receive an honorary degree from UoM for his contribution of ‘Ali G’

‘We wanted to commemorate him for all the hard work done in his character’s name’

Reports of smoke above Fifth Ave nightclub with two fire engines on the scene

This club is on fiyaaaaaah

‘We used to go to The Haçienda all the time’: We spoke to Brian Cox about his time as a Manchester student

According to the prof, your experience is more valuable than your grades

There’s a free art exhibition at The Whitworth showcasing art from Manchester’s homeless shelters

The event is organised by Love for the Streets

We spoke to the guy from the ‘Dirty Truth Behind Antwerp’s Closure’ video

He’s here to tell us some COLD, HARD FACTS

This escort gives student discounts – all you have to do is show her your NUS card

She gave out wristbands during Freshers’ Week

Someone has covered the graffiti swastikas by Fallowfield Sainsbury’s with black spray paint

They have ‘scribbled out’ the vile graffiti and written ‘do not’

Someone has graffitied swastikas on the walls outside Fallowfield Sainsbury’s

There are three red swastikas visible from the Sainsbury’s car park

It’s official: Alex Burke is Manchester’s most eligible bachelor

Your king has been crowned with 4,733 votes

Bow down, Manchester: Florence Rowson-Stevens is The Tab Manchester’s most eligible bachelorette

Your kween has been crowned with 2,843 votes

FSG is starting a ‘funniest comment of the month’ competition

Arm yourselves with your best memes

UoM now has a cocktail society

They’ve shortened it to cock-soc lol