Naked Attraction are looking for contestants in Manchester
This is an excellent opportunity to show your genitals on telly
Lottie Tiplady-BishopNaked Attraction is one of Channel 4's more eyebrow raising dating shows in which one lucky singleton gets to pick a date from 6 contestants, who're all butt naked.
The contestants bodies are slowly revealed, feet first, with the singleton eliminating potential lovers based on their body parts. For some reason, at the end of the show everyone gets naked – the single guy or gal (or other, it is 2018) and their date are interviewed starkers by Anna Richardson.
Contestants aren't paid for being on the show, so it's really just a case of if you fancy getting in the buff on national TV. Or, perhaps you are genuinely looking for "love", and you feel the only way you'll find it is by looking at a bunch of naked people. Each to their own.
Auditionees need to be available on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd or 24th of May.
You can apply for an audition here.
Xero
University of Manchester spent £38,000 on private bailiffs to ‘violently’ evict rent strikers
Pieter Snepvangers‘This is the amount the university deemed appropriate to scare, frighten and silence their own students’
‘I know Luke didn’t say anything bad’, friend tells court in Fallowfield murder trial
Bea Wilkinson‘I’m not sure what got this guy’s back up or why he felt the need to respond in the way he did’
Luke O’Connor was killed in Fallowfield after light-hearted skateboard comment, court told
The second year MMU student was fatally stabbed after coming home from a Halloween party
How we can all be a little more sustainable in Manchester this summer
Emily SandersonThrifty Fallow girlies are doing their bit
There are officially more rats in Fallowfield than students, new study finds
Praying the uni doesn’t choose to increase rent prices to deal with the pests
Manchester senior staff accused of discussing rent striker’s financial background in leaked emails
Meg Sheppard‘The university is just trying to distract from its failings’
We’re listening but won’t actually implement any of your demands, Manchester tells students
Last week 97 per cent of students voted in support of Manchester Rent Strike’s demands
I went charity shopping in Manchester and sussed out the best places so you don’t have to
Ella KimptonBecause second-hand lovers shouldn’t gatekeep
Rent Strike students occupy University of Manchester security offices in midnight operation
George VirgoThey said ‘we will not be intimidated by force or threats’
‘Violent’ eviction of student protesters shows where the University of Manchester’s priorities lie
When will the University of Manchester learn to respect its students?
NUS says it’s ‘disgusted’ with University of Manchester after ‘violent’ eviction of rent strikers
Students were dragged out by private bailiffs this morning at 5:21 am
Manchester students regain access to John Owens during senior management meeting
Later in the day, the board of governors refused to leave a building as students tried to give them a letter
Applications to join The Manchester Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close on Thursday 30th March
University of Manchester uses bailiffs to evict rent strikers from the Simon building in 5am raid
Student strikers were forcibly carried out
Manchester University takes students to High Court over occupation of Simon building
Students occupying the Simon building ‘have no intention of leaving until we are forced to by baliffs’.
University of Manchester remains the favourite university of UK’s top employers
Some motivation to push on with your diss perhaps
We spoke to uniofmanchestermemes about what it’s like to run a uni meme page
And finally aired our grievances
The type of tattoo you should probably get based on your Manchester Uni halls
Sophie ReesTW Roasting and stereotypes
‘The whole experience was really daunting’: Where and how Manc students can get tested for STIs
The three letter acronym that gets every parent and student quivering
Sugar babies, strippers and feet pic sellers: Manchester students find unique ways to finance their uni lives
‘Heading to 9am lectures with seven inch heels and lingerie under my hoodie is definitely an experience’
So, who from season nine of MAFS Australia are actually still friends?
Katelyn MensahThere have been boxing matches left, right and centre
Hayley Soen
Alyssa admits why she kept saying ‘my child’ on Married at First Sight Australia
There is a lot viewers didn’t see
Black veils and a TV crew: Inside Olivia Attwood’s funeral themed hen do
It’s okay Liv, I know my invite got lost in the post x
Shannon finally reveals why he wrote ‘stay’ at the commitment ceremony on MAFS Australia
I guess now it makes sense…
Um guys, Love Island’s Coco is reportedly dating DJ Joel Corry
What in the multiverse of madness is going on?!
There’s another cosy video of Tom and Samie and everyone’s sure they’re back together
In the clip, a friend is sarcastically saying ‘they’re friends now, they’re friends’
Maura Higgins left ‘shaken’ after masked men attempted to break into her home
‘Maura is upping security on her car and at her home’
The full relationship timeline of Chrishell Stause and G Flip, from music videos to marriage
Izzy SchifanoThey go on double dates with Jason and Marie-Lou!
eBay is asking viewers to list their pre-loved clothes and they could be worn on Love Island
Listing my entire wardrobe ASAP
This British TikTok group are everywhere rn, so here’s a brief history of all their controversies
Georgia MooneyMax Balegde carrying this group’s drama on his back I see
Brilliant, the government’s new rent reform bill is going to cause total chaos for students
Lydia Spencer-ElliottAs if finding somewhere to live wasn’t hard enough
A comprehensive rundown of Jason Oppenheim’s dating history
Yes, they’re all real estate agents and models
A deep dive into Kendall Jenner’s award-winning tequila business 818
Brb, just popping to Selfridges to buy a bottle x
‘Do you guys ever think about dying?’: The best unhinged memes from Greta Gerwig’s Barbie trailer
I simply can’t wait until July for this film to be released
Every cast member who has dramatically quit Selling Sunset, and their reasons why
Bring back Christine!
An Indian restaurant in Sunderland has shared Beyoncé’s takeaway curry order and I’m obsessed
Our girl loves a chicken bhuna
Here’s what the Kardashian sisters have said about why they use surrogates
Khloe said she felt ‘really guilty’ when her son was born
