51 criminals have gone to Manchester since 2003
It’s the sound of the police
A shocking 51 filthy reprobates have studied at Manchester in the past 12 years.
A freedom of information request submitted by The Tab also reveals that eight criminals have already earned themselves a criminal record this academic year alone.
The most rebellious year group was the 2007/2008 where the uni has records of 13 student criminals.
Criminal activity was also frighteningly high in the last academic year, where there were 11 criminals.
Dismayed third year Daisy said “How the hell did they get away with that?!”
However, the news isn’t shocking for all; a fourth year medic told The Tab: “Each case has to be considered on its own”
“Criminal offences could range from urinating in public, up to the worst crimes”
“Surely everyone deserves a second chance”
Everyone’s been guilty of number seven before
Phoebe Plummer has been remanded to prison until May 16th 2024
Freya is unable to exercise or leave her room throughout the whole 10 days
A woman featured in multiple videos has claimed the account is helping create a ‘community of misogynistic men’
I am an ADHD mess of a Manchester student currently in my first month of placement
20-year-old Cian Chantrill is described as being ‘friends with everyone’
Students entered the meeting with banners chanting ‘your profits are covered in Palestinian blood’
He has since been released on conditional police bail
Top tip – remember that half of it is in a different part of Didsbury
Number nine: My first year crush
Time to dust off those devil ears
I have definitely been the target of some of these messages before
It’s time to BeReal
The protester was arrested shortly afterwards by Greater Manchester Police
The plans include redevelopment of Owens Park, Woolton Hall and Oak House
Save your bank account and wake up fresh as a daisy
Drug harm reduction resource MANDRAKE has tested pills with extremely high doses of MDMA
Come and check out over 30 student artists for the price of a pint
The service provided confidential overnight support for students
She and Davide are now multimillionaires
The show’s bosses branded her a ‘flight risk’ days into her jungle stint
It’s not looking good for Jordan
I have never been more ready for anything
If I don’t have love like Tony Bellew and his wife then I don’t want it
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Cannot WAIT to judge absolutely everyone’s music taste
Kombucha girl aka Brittany Broski is on there!
‘We didn’t see sunlight or fresh air for seven days’
Another one bites the dust!
Nigel Farage didn’t have the highest net worth before the show, but now he’s eclipsed a lot of people
This is truly a day for the history books
It’s like Christmas but for all the annoying people like me x
If I get a lame Sound Town, do not speak to me
To the surprise of literally no one, we love Taylor Swift
Players resorted to using condoms as makeshift lip balm
Each episode cost over $1million to make
‘It would be a really nice way to go out’