51 criminals have gone to Manchester since 2003
It’s the sound of the police
A shocking 51 filthy reprobates have studied at Manchester in the past 12 years.
A freedom of information request submitted by The Tab also reveals that eight criminals have already earned themselves a criminal record this academic year alone.
The most rebellious year group was the 2007/2008 where the uni has records of 13 student criminals.
Criminal activity was also frighteningly high in the last academic year, where there were 11 criminals.
Dismayed third year Daisy said “How the hell did they get away with that?!”
However, the news isn’t shocking for all; a fourth year medic told The Tab: “Each case has to be considered on its own”
“Criminal offences could range from urinating in public, up to the worst crimes”
“Surely everyone deserves a second chance”
The uni made over £1 BILLION
The email offered advice as to how students can look after their mental wellbeing throughout January
And students living in halls can get up to £1,200!
The post gave students advice for coping with their mental health in lockdown
This will apply to students who are unable to travel back to Manchester due to restrictions
This was announced in response to SAFER’s letter of appeal
He was sent to court this morning
Firefighters had to break the flat door down with a sledgehammer and an axe
It is now a criminal offence for any visitors to enter the property
Pubs are still closed
They will each get a 30 per cent reduction for semester one’s rent
‘The current policies in place are completely unacceptable to support students’
The Student Consciousness Movement is to act as an ‘umbrella organisation’
‘I wish DASS were better organised and more considerate of each individual’s unique needs’
Last night she said she had written to the student involved
They’re projected to spend £118k more on security this year than last
One student employee usually works 94 hours, but is getting furlough based on just six hours’ pay
215 students have been withholding over £300,000 in rent
‘Amidst everything the government is telling us to do, I think creatives are really working hard to still make sure they can support themselves and each other’
I am clinging on to the thought of life after university
There will be no toilet roll and he can only cook pasta
They are being left without adequate PPE even though they are working in high risk areas
Finally we have gay characters played by actual gay people
Honeyyyyyyyy the Disney Channel singers are fightingggg
The HBO series starts on BBC tonight
Several left my form on read and one blocked me
How much of your day do you spend in bed?
I will never get over Veronica Green’s transformation
Gretchen or no one
He gaslights, manipulates and love-bombs Kelly
Christine is married to a surgeon, so I’ll pretend to be surprised by how different she looks
Wow what a crazy coincidence
I didn’t know I needed this until now
Organisers will still be fined £10,000
Nothing is worse than the legal eagle
How is Veronic Green the oldest ?!!
I just wanna know how Mary has all those houses
I hope there’s plenty of the Duke in this one
This is the hard scientific proof we needed