It’s all about Dahlborn: Sweden’s sexiest man is running for Sabb
See the sultry snaps of our favourite union elections candidate
Swedish sugar daddy David Dahlborn is standing for Sustainability, Engagement and Operations Officer (SEOO).
It may be a caricature of a convoluted title, sure, but there’s nothing confusing about David’s promises to us students.
The moustachioed heartthrob speaks in language we can all understand and makes promises we can all get behind: transparency, free education and, most of all, whopping rent cuts.
The man’s got a track record Christine Ohuruogu would be proud of, challenging miserable management and the penny-pinching Provost over accommodation costs, and lathering himself in lube to highlight the university’s dodgy fossil fuel investments.
You may not have broken bread with David yet, but we have, and have a series of steamy snaps to show for it.
Don’t waste your time scanning the other nobodies running for SEOO: vote Dahlborn and put “Double D Dave” at the heart of campus life.