Ooh heaven is a place in Clubbers of the Week

End of semester and (ideally) strikes, St Paddy's Day and the beginning of Easter in one week? This week's clubbers is gonna be cracking.

Gorge girls of the week

Feeling hot hot hot

Nicest smelling hair of the week

"Ooh I think I'm getting hints of lavender here"

"On Love Wednesdays we wear pink"

That's so fetch

Clubbers that bought drinks for a gal that swiftly left them

Sippin' gin and juice (if she'd stayed long enough)

Most disappointed mates of the week

"Babes we told you Juicy doesn't play rock music"

When your friends wanna leave for food but you know the way to keep them in the club

Rumour has it she's got scotch eggs in her bag too

Newest lad pose: the VK flex

Apparently 10x more effective if you choose the blue ones

Don't you just hate it when your mum insists on attending your birthday night-out?

She won't approve of all the sambuca shots you're planning on buying

When you've been chatting less than a minute but he still puts his arm around you

The lass behind felt his wrath as well

Anyone think they've left their oven on or something?

Good luck explaining that one to the landlord

Could this be any more pretentious?

We get it, you can afford Grey Goose

This photo was specially delivered to us by St Patrick himself

Until next year xo