We asked Leeds students for the worst sexts they’ve ever received and they did not disappoint

Cos V day has two meanings


Valentine's day is just around the corner and with love, cums everything sexual – from dirty Tinder messages to ugly dick pics on Snapchat. But what's the worst sext that you've ever received? An unwanted dick pic when you're in the middle of brunch? Or an embarrassing chat up line on Tinder, leading to an immediate unmatch?

Either way, I guarantee it's not as cringy as these bad boys:

'Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and i'll be the nine?'

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you'll be shit in bed and i'll be outta there

When they try to compliment your beauty

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'Are you cheesy chips? Because I'd love to drunkenly end my night with you'

Sorry, I don't cheat on Crispy's. Cheesy chips will never disappoint in a drunken endeavour… unlike you.

'How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable…like you?'

What's wrong with your joggers?

If your right leg was Christmas and left leg was Easter, would you let me cum for dinner in between the holidays?

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Soz the season for giving has passed. Adios

Literally no words for this one.

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Nothing like a romantic poem…

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How about you learn the rules of capitalisation first?

'I like your skirt but it would defo look better on my floor'

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I think it looks better on me tbh

So turns out you all need to up the romance this Valentine's day and delete those dirty chat up lines saved on your phone.

Seriously, do you even want to get laid?

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