Goodbye edgy Leeds

You let them steal your food and not do any cleaning because they’re your favourite

Definitely not God’s work

Should have got their bills all-inclusive

Does Crispy’s count as date night?

You can’t even drink VKs

I swear she’s been preggo for 3 years

Cos V day has two meanings

We’re a dying species in edgy Leeds

Say adios to granny pants

Find the seed, find true love

Single and ready to mingle

Here we go again

It’s time to ditch the green puffa

‘If she writes for The Tab’

Literally just an excuse to tell your crush that they’re fit