10 Chat up lines to pull a psychology student
Here’s how to dismiss the Oedipus complex and pull a psychology student instead.
Kerry Williams1. Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
2. You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.
3. I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream.
4. You fire up all the reward centres in my brain- you’re like a dopamine rush to my head.
5. You remind me of my mother.
6. I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.
7. Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
8. Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.
9. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis, I’d fail to reject you.
10. Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
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