10 Chat up lines to pull a psychology student
Here’s how to dismiss the Oedipus complex and pull a psychology student instead.
1. Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
2. You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.
3. I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream.
4. You fire up all the reward centres in my brain- you’re like a dopamine rush to my head.
5. You remind me of my mother.
6. I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.
7. Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
8. Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.
9. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis, I’d fail to reject you.
10. Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
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Nicholas Rees was sentenced to six years in prison after speaking about making bombs
Rekom has closed 17 venues across the country
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‘Free Palestine’ was graffitied on Hillel House after a professor called for a ‘coordinated response’
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Enjoy swooning to the likes of Mark Darcy, Patrick Verona and Alex Stewart x
We’re hosting an open meeting at Old Bar on Monday 12th February at 6pm for you to find out more
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Channel your inner Greta Thunberg
*cries in skinny scarf* (like that’s going to keep you warm)
Expect bad decisions, drunken giggles and exhausted lectures
Don’t worry – no stereotype will be left unjudged
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Yep, you heard us right – it’s cuffing season
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Training for my Paul Mescal marathon even harder rn
Does literally anyone know what’s going on?
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He can deffo talk to the animals tho
A police officer has now handed himself in and been charged with murder
Because sometimes it’s just nice to feel something x
Resitting my maths GCSE as we speak
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Selena Gomez might have been right x
And their theory is seriously convincing
They both have nicknames for each other
Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, and Emily Blunt together again!!
It’s why Google Images was invented, you know x