10 Chat up lines to pull a psychology student

Here’s how to dismiss the Oedipus complex and pull a psychology student instead.


1. Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

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2. You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.

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3. I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream.

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4. You fire up all the reward centres in my brain- you’re like a dopamine rush to my head.

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5. You remind me of my mother.

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6. I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.

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7. Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.

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8. Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.

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9. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis, I’d fail to reject you.

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10. Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.

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