10 Chat up lines to pull a psychology student
Here’s how to dismiss the Oedipus complex and pull a psychology student instead.
1. Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
2. You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.
3. I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream.
4. You fire up all the reward centres in my brain- you’re like a dopamine rush to my head.
5. You remind me of my mother.
6. I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.
7. Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
8. Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.
9. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis, I’d fail to reject you.
10. Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
Who doesn’t want a roof terrace?
Do you think you’ve got what it takes to be the next Gordon Ramsay? 😳
A student Christmas doesn’t have to be *that* far from an influencer’s
Forget the Otley Run, this is the true test of Northern prowess
Irvine Laidlaw is one of the richest men in Scotland
No more sitting in a Roger Stevens Lecture without a face covering
Shouts of: ‘say it loud, say it again, no excuse for violent men’ echoed through the streets of Leeds
From worst to best, we give you 100 per cent honesty to find a restaurant worthy of the title
51 per cent of Leeds students are not supporting the strikes
The march will start from Woodhouse Moor and everyone is welcome
This month’s best student fashion
Apologies in advance to the migraine this list will undoubtedly give all service industry workers
LUU released a statement to announce it will not support the UCU strikes scheduled for December
A senior nurse at the hospital has apologised for the ‘disgusting’ game
The University of Leeds will be one of 58 institutions to strike for three days
Spike Report is “a community-led spiking database to keep you and your mates safe”
The Leeds UCU branch reached the 50 per cent threshold needed to consider strike action
Is Christine still a queen or?
Justice for Emma Thompson!!!!!
I don’t think even Christine Quinn herself could get full marks in this one
Starting a petition to make Heelys cool again
Priti Patel says student drug use is ‘directly leading’ to an increase in violent crime and people dying
Shock! Students take the blame once again
Stop sleeping on these ho ho ho hits!
I can spot a Christine Quinn look from a mile away
Finally, I can get my boyfriend to take a decent picture of me
So, they’re all minted?
Alexa, define ‘living the dream’
How did we all just forget Livin’ on a Prayer (Prince Wills version)?
Everyone has Netflix, but not everyone can afford yet another streaming service
Right I’m switching jobs
Wish I knew this before tbh
The cast members are asked to talk about Christine a lot
Just feel like baking banana bread with Captain Tom rn x
Harry Styles really wants £50 for nail varnish?
Girlies, we have more to unpack
Liam and Millie are living right next to Chloe and Toby in Essex!
If you want a fight over the Galaxy Caramel then I’ll see you outside