Clubbers of the week, what a treat
The students of Glasgow bringing a bigger storm than Ophelia
Annie paineWith Freshers' Week seeming like a distant memory, it looks like the official start of semester has not put Glasgow students off getting on it. Going out, getting smashed, making questionable decisions and waking up with the hangover from hell – will we ever learn? As usual the Tab loves to name n shame every one of you.
Squad of the week
I want to be a 'peace' of this squad
GIRLS' NIGHT
Just so happy to be here all together in our favourite place
Such a mix of emotions ft some HEAVY goss in the corner
Finger bites of the week
If in doubt, bite it out
Werkkkkk that finger bite girl
Don't act all shy..
Stunners of the week
Ooh La La
Four 10/10's
Three blonde beauties pls teach us how to club pic
Uhhh hellllllo sparkly ladies
Goodnesss Gracious Me
Shite boy bands of the week
Boy zone reincarnated?
Lads on tour
Vodka lemonade is holy
Chris and Kem, that you?
This is for our naked calendar when we're famous
BFF's of the week
The look of love (or intoxication/wind?)
You're my bestie, bestie
Tongue out if you love your best friend
Odds on me pouring this over you
Friends who shot together, stay together
Hahaha we're so candid and hilarious
So much best friend PDA
Let's get hitched
Belters of the week
You do you, girls
Sorry, the connection is a bit croc!
Forget the finger bite, the Ear Bite is the new trend
Try this foolproof pulling technique on your next night out
Megamind just loves Viper Wednesdays
Couples of the week
Making all single people very jealous
If you've got a crop top, then I want a crop top
That smoulder though…
Unrequited love
Dirty Dancing lift next yeah?
Smiliest couple
Photo Credit:
Viper: Will McGregor
Sanctuary: Will McGregor
Bamboo: JWA Photography
Kushion: Jordan Summers
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