Drinking and dancing up a storm for Valentine’s Day
It’s Week Five and Edi students are proving they have the stamina to keep partying like it’s the beginning of term, while avoiding doing those pesky midterms of course. Here’s the proof!
Stunners of the Week
All of them. every single one. girl band vibes.
They look so happy, I’ll let the PDA slide.
Her poster’s not wrong
The coolest guy ever. And Drake.
I’m intimidated by them
Creeper of the Week
Bro, I don’t know either.
I can’t tell if he’s intentionally trying to creep or just looking for a mate.
The human embodiment of the grimace emoji
Look, I’m baffled as to why the tongue is out too, but get out their photo love.
A very happy creeper but a creeper nonetheless.
Third Wheel of the Week
We’ve all been there mate but just take the hint…
It looks like his mouth has a hand coming out of it
The obligatory fourth wheel ruining Galentine’s.
“Excuse me, sorry, do you mind if I just squeeze through”
Wanker of the Week
Even with his busy Instagram schedule of slating Pete Davidson, Kanye still always makes time for a Rascals night out
I hope she sees this and leaves you.
I’m really sorry it’s just the stance.
He’s deffo asking someone to catch him outside
Whoever made this sign
Hero of the Week
I want to experience joy like this one day.
He is literally holding his friend up for the photo, hero moves.
He took “Dance like nobody’s watching” to another level
The sass. love it.
The two drinks, the sway of the hips, the vibes…
Heroine of the Week
When you’re the only one at the afters with food
She looks like she’s not going to take anyone’s shit
Provider of all the vibey club photos your friends will beg off you in the morning
Is she carrying him?? I love this
WTFs of the Week
I literally can’t tell what’s going on here but it looks like fun.
“Guys we don’t need an XL! Trust me, someone can sit up front!”
She looks like she’s considering another VK… go for it queen
I want to know what song is playing.
Album Covers of the Week
She’s making it levitate, I don’t know how, but she is.
A group of friends at Flare or a renaissance painting?
Live, laugh, vibes xo
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Openly sobbing in Hive? we’ve all been there.
No, not them. the girls in the back
He’s thinking “I can’t believe a cardboard cutout is getting more attention than me.”
Do you know how unhappy you have to be both winner and runner up of “Unhappy clubber of the week”
This is really awkward, he looks like he’s just thinking of going home.
Mutant of the Week
I feel like no one has taught them how to breathe. It’s okay to exhale.
Are you… are you EATING your friend’s shoulder?
Sometimes the music is so good your soul leaves your body
I feel like this eye contact is so intense
Girl on the left was caught off guard
Best of the Rest
There’s something going on just out of shot
Their happiness is upsetting me
This is probably his first sip of drink all night looking at the state of his shirt
I feel like I’m being invited to dance to Mamma Mia
Girly just wanted to show off her earrings and who can blame her?
Don’t we all love Tamagotchi Tuesdays this much
I’ve never been death-stared by bartenders before but I kind of like it
There’s so much going on
Pulled an uno reverse on the cameraman
Kealan Bond (Flare Monday and Love Wednesday)
Neil Stewart (Rascals)
David Stewart (Tamagotchi Tuesday)
Thomas Michael (Hive)
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