Week Two of second semester is upon us – a time where we realise the promises and New Year’s resolutions we made to actually wake up early, turn up to tutorials and live a little more in the library are completely empty. You may have been gifted new stationary over Christmas, even tidied your desk and done some reading but the old temptations are back and with clubs opening again, who can help but get suckered in…?
Edi students certainly made the most for time lost and partied as they should and here’s the proof!
Stunners of the Week
The pout, the pigtails, the pose… it’s all there
Pair of cuties
Sunglasses indoors to avoid being blinded by the hotness
Creeper of the Week
Either he’s creeping or the other two are… but the vibes are off
Girl…they can’t hear you
I get the vibe that they don’t know you
He looks so pleased with himself
Third-Wheel of the Week
No bigger third wheel than someone that’s not on the same vibe as their friends
The most suave third wheel I ever did see
“This photo is for girls only”
No need to look so glum
Wanker of the Week
To anyone that kisses this passionately in the club… get a room and I hate you
Mansplaining, colourised – 2022
I feel like intimidating the camera man is a wanker move
We get it – you bought a bottle.
Hero of the Week
The hero we all need
Surely the most legendary ratio of his life
Pure vibes. Wish i was you
The tartan? the two VKs? someone stop this man
Heroine of the Week
I don’t know how she’s still smiling for the picture but she is. queen.
She said mask on.
When is a club not your own professional photo shoot? Love to see it
This is the year we stop pretending we’re interested in rando club flirters. Obsessed with her lack of a poker face
Not sure what’s more heroic, taking a picture of her friends or the Tesco bag in the background
WTFs of the Week
Whatever news he’s received, I want to know.
We don’t know either
Is she falling? Is this a dance move?
I know he’s asking for a drink but it also looks like some ancient summoning ritual.
Album Covers of the Week
Modern Renaissance painting.
A wannabe indie band coming to a northern town near you!
It’s all held together by the bloke in the middle. well done for the vibes.
This almost makes me want to go clubbing
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Let it out
At least pretend to care about what your friend is saying
Only 1/3 of the people in this photo actually want to be there
When you see your already drunk mate down his third jagerbomb