Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Five

Deadline season didn’t stop you sesh legends


Where else will you see a sexy dwarf, a mechanical bull and a friendly piggyback all in one place? Here, of course.

Which one was your mate?

Stunner of the Week

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When I put my hair in a bun I look like an egg so go off gal

Runners-up

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Ice? This pic is more like FIRE

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Definitely knows what she's doing

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Friendship goals

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Stunners attract Stunners

Creeper of the Week

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Two creepers in one photo – don't say we never treat you

Runners-up

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When you have that one friend that has to be in every picture

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Does anyone know her?

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Piggyback central at ICE this week

Hero of the Week

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No one disturb him, he is in his zone

Runners-up

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That shirt/glasses/glow stick colour coordination made this a fine contender

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'Cash me ousside how bout dat?'

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VK in one hand, fist bump in the other

Heroine of the Week

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Friends help friends down VKs

Runners-up

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If she voms it'll be the same colour as her top

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Hands up if you don't give a FUCK

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Two strawpedos, one legend

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That one eager kid in the lecture who knows the answer to every question

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

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Who hurt you?

Runners-up

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When you spot your mate necking it on with a solid 2

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When someone asks you to play Come on Eileen for the tenth time

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'Mum I'm having a really horrible time can you come pick me up please?'

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'UGH as IF you're even remotely in my league'

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A shoutout in next Clubbers for anyone who can make this a meme first

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When you're waiting for the Uber home after you've fucked it in the club

Peace Sign of the Week

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Scene stealer

Runners-up

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I'm just having the BEST time I LOVE clubs

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Subtle, yet effective

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The double peace is a true BDE move

Third Wheel of the Week

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'Someone please help me'

Runners-up

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When you're bestie's pulling but you need to show him who's boss

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When his girlfriend crashes a lads night out

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'Sorry can I just…I'm just trying to get by…sorry…'

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I hope to God that she knows him

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I wonder what dirty things she was whispering for her friend to react like that

Wanker of the Week

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'You can just wait down there for a little bit, hun'

Runners-Up

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Gimme some space, I need maximum room to dance the Cha-Cha Slide

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Don't think that's safe, boys

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'Don't tell my 9am lecturer I was out last night'

WTF of the Week

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When your mate is about to pull but you notice spinach in his teeth

Runners-up

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Is he being kidnapped?

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I…have so many questions…

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Mind. Blown.

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Sexy Doc from Snow White?

Album Cover of the Week

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They're going to regret that later

Runners-up

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Girl group on point

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Serious question: when do DJ's EVER smile?

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If you ignore all the weird costumes, this is actually a really nice picture

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*Low by Flo Rida plays in the background*

Best of the Rest

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ThE fLoOr iS lAvA

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Besties who sweep each other off their feet

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Planning his next conquest

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Woah mate where did you get your cuticles pushed back like that, I want in

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The best place in the club is the sofa

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Little early for Christmas shirts isn't it?

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When the DJ FINALLY plays your request

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Wow legend!!

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'hey, u up?'

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I know I'm drunk rn but I just wanna say I lOvE yOu sO MuCh

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Big wholesome energy

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No YOU'RE the Dancing Queen

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The weirdest job interview he will ever have

Photography credits:

Neil Stewart

James Gourlay

David Wilkinson