Love Island’s Maura set to turn heads at Edi Freshers 2019
Two words: fanny flutters
Edinburgh University's Welcome Week is set to be blessed by the presence of the number one trouble maker of this season of Love Island, Maura Higgins!
EUSA have organised a beach party themed night on September 8th at Potterow, which promises a night of Hawaiian dad shirts and an excuse to extend hot girl summer into September.
Maura has established herself as the official drama queen of the villa. Since her arrival, she has attempted to kiss another girl's man and blatantly flirted with him, rightfully dropped a potential man for badmouthing her with locker room talk, and is cracking on with a guy with a heartbroken ex as we speak.
Maura's defining quality is her straightforward nature, even when she is being super snakey.
So get ready to be judged by the queen as you try to turn her head dancing to Year 3000. Is what it is.
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