We’re looking for Edinburgh’s maddest fresher – could it be you?
Nominations are now open
We’ve all got that mate who goes out six nights a week, never makes it to their lectures and always gets stopped for a chat by someone they “know” as they innocently stroll through George Square.
Everything they do comes with a story to tell by the end of it. Maybe they once started the night in Hive, and ended up in Aberdeen. Maybe they’re known for drowning their first-year sorrows in Moet. Maybe their pres are so epic that they’ve hired a bouncer to filter out all the nobodies.
These are Edinburgh’s maddest freshers.
If this is you, or your flatmate, or THAT person you always see out and about, off their face, with traffic cones on every limb, you’ve got to let us know!
Fill out the form below, and nominate the person you think is worthy of being crowned Edinburgh’s Maddest Fresher 2018.
Students cannot end their tenancy early without it
“Calling Dominos expensive but not Ting Thai is peak Edinburgh Uni”
The VP said he wants to keep things “as normal as possible” and retain the “high value” of an Edi degree
There is still no response from the uni
Say goodbye to your takeaway pints
Because periods don’t stop for pandemics
The film crew for the Princess Switch 3 were spotted back in Edi
“Students can’t be expected to perform at the same level when they’re not receiving the same quality of education.”
They can wait four weeks for a consultation and an additional eight for an appointment
Despite 55 per cent of Edi students saying they’ll be back next week in a poll
From someone who used to work in lettings
If you’re going to make me carry this much stuff, you could at least tip me
Borrowing books will not be permitted
Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimised by third year
‘We are still expected to perform as if the world isn’t falling apart around us’
This will be in effect from midnight tonight
She’s raised over £1,500 for NHS Charities Together
UCU Edinburgh feels they have been made to work in “unsafe” conditions
Pretty sure the app is run by some mute, sun-deprived, loincloth-sporting goblin
No concern for public health, just vibes
‘We’re all evil, one way or another, are we not?’
Anton lost 15k followers in the last month
Anna Shay is worth $600million
Amber and Amy have also commented on the claims
I have seen their faces more than I’ve seen my family, and I’m fine with that
I love them all already ❤️
Burn For You just hits different
Sitting on benches when you got into year six was a real privilege
‘It’s like a light at the end of the tunnel’
He also told us who’s single in the group 👀
One of the jurors on his case was murdered
From how to deal with inadequate support from university staff, to thinking about whether you should intermit
Look, we are all aligned to one of them I don’t make the rules
He witnessed his cousin shoot his wife
They apparently have matching tattoos
‘I striked at the time and I’d do so again now’
They even asked Simon if he ‘fancied a slice’
This series is like Selling Sunset drama, but with actual billionaires
Chips or hash browns?
And yet the Russell Group says that safety net policies aren’t ‘necessary’ this year