Clubbers of the Week
Week 5 and we’re still alive
Francesca D'ArcyYou certainly got your freak on this week, Edi.
Those essays can wait.
Stunner of the Week
Runners Up
Creeper of the Week
The keenest of beans
Runners Up
Target acquired
Wanker of the Week
Runners Up
Third Wheel of the Week
Runners Up
I like to think she ducked out of the middle
Just wants to be part of the gang
Mutant of the Week
Runners Up
Hero of the Week
Absolute champ
Heroine of the Week
She really made the effort here
Runners Up
Nothing stops this guy
Album Covers of the Week
Justin Bieber
Four peas in a pod, these lot.
Mean Girls
Bling and the Police
WTFs of the Week
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Far too sober
Best of the Rest
Guess who was just pulling?
Edinburgh University urges students to ‘reach out’ with marking boycott worries, then removes comments
Innes MacNeilEdinburgh University released a video of the Vice-Principal addressing the ‘uncertainty’ of the marking boycott
Half of Edinburgh students believe they cannot cover their basic living costs
Lauren McDougall‘I cry myself to sleep multiple times a week because my finances are killing my mental health’
‘Poo’ on the floor at Hive was actually just a scrunchie, club says
This brings a whole new meaning to ‘Dirty Dancing’
Ollie Lewis
Edinburgh University offers to continue paying striking lecturers if they mark final years’ work
Last week it was reported final years could be graduating without dissertations marked amid the marking boycott
‘I don’t trust anything anymore’: Edinburgh University students on the marking boycott
If you waste students’ time and money, they’re going to be very angry
Edinburgh final years could be graduating without having dissertations marked amid lecturer strikes
‘It smacks of vindictiveness’
We made our own pizzas in the Wanderers Kneaded van and this is what we learnt
Getting the pizza onto the peel is HARD
Edinburgh Students’ Union forced to clarify renovation plans after backlash
A petition has been set up to stop the temporary closure of Teviot
Teviot Row House to close for over a year due to renovations
Viola BakerThe student union building will be closed from October 2023 until spring 2025
Peter Mathieson pledges to ‘investigate’ Edinburgh students involved in pro-trans protests
‘It is my sincere hope that we can put behind us the display of intolerance we witnessed this week’
Second screening of ‘transphobic’ film cancelled due to protests at Edinburgh University
The University has said it’s ‘disappointed that again this event has not been able to go ahead’
Edinburgh student gets nightclub logo tattoo and receives lifetime free entry
Izzie ClarkeMaybe getting a tattoo of your favourite club night is actually cheaper than paying entry every week?
Applications to join The Edinburgh Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Ellie RingApplications close on Friday 21st April
Clubbers of the Week: Trying to Triumph in Week Twelve
Milly AngelDo you think getting concussion would get me an essay extension??
Dungeons & Dragons: Men have never looked hotter LARPing
Skye TaylorI don’t care about dungeons or dragons, but I’ll do anything to see Chris Pine and Regé-Jean Page in silly little costumes
Scottish Conservatives call for investigation into Edinburgh University’s handling of sexual violence
Alma FreemanTwo students claim the university told them not to report abuse to the police
Martha Williams
He’s back: Every cringe inducing thing Andrew Tate said in his BBC interview
Caitlin JamesI don’t know if you understand what sarcasm is
Every type of uni student you will meet at a festival this summer
God save me from the LSE rizz in this heat
A timeline of how Phillip Schofield went from the king of daytime TV to a ‘national disgrace’
Georgia MooneyHe has had a catastrophic three years
As a gay man, it’s wrong for Phillip Schofield to claim this backlash is homophobic
Harrison BrocklehurstThere are many reasons why Schofield is under fire, but his sexuality isn’t one of them
Robberies to online slurs: The biggest pre-Love Island dramas and scandals of all time
Hayley SoenNever forget when someone thought Andrew robbed their daughter in Sainos
This week’s proved it: The UK’s outgrown the need for insincere morning TV
Young people are sick of starting our day with fake smiles from 50 year olds
The seven most shocking revelations to come from Phillip Schofield’s BBC interview
He believes homophobia played a major part in public outrage
A rundown of everything Phillip Schofield said about his scandal in the explosive BBC interview
He denied all claims of grooming and said he and his lover were ‘just mates’
Meet Olly Bowman: The Aussie grad taking over your FYP with his shoulder injury dancing
How do I become mates with him?
Phillip Schofield compares himself to Caroline Flack, admitting he ‘understands how she felt’
‘Do you want me to die? Because that’s where I am’
Phillip Schofield clutching on to a Lost Mary is cursed and these tweets prove it
This has done more damage for the vape community than health warnings ever could
‘He’s now a national disgrace’: What celebrities have said about Phillip Schofield’s scandal
Katie Hopkins went in so hard on him
A new cast member is in a relationship?! Plus which newbie used to date a previous Islander?
This season hasn’t even begun and the gossip is coming in hot!
From fake phone calls to staged chats: The biggest ever editing errors on Selling Sunset
And we’re meant to believe this show is real?
A look at the huge transformation James Arthur has had since he won The X Factor
He beat Jahméne 10 years ago and has been annoying us with his songs ever since
MAFS Australia’s Melissa files a police report after man turns up at her work demanding sex
He asked to meet the ‘freak in the sheets’
We’re about to get our annual Strawberry Moon and it will affect you, here’s how
Manifestation is for the girlies who like to slay
Women’s Aid has already issued a statement about accusations against Love Island’s George
He’s not even stepped foot in the villa and he’s been accused of being homophobic and controlling
