Singles of the week

Ladies get ready, we have found some of the most eligible bachelors Edinburgh has to offer to get you through the last stretch of exams.

Even if you just want to look: meet Adam Ross, Munro Kellock and Rafiki Rhymes.

Adam Ross

2nd Year Geography and Economic History

What’s your middle name?
Alexander

What’s your perfect first date?
Go to a swanky cocktail bar that plays good music

If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A good grilled steak

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Kate Mara from House of Cards

If you were a cocktail which would you be?
Burnt island ice tea

Do you prefer girls who are cute or sexy?
Hmmm, a good bit of both I would say

If you were a board game which one would you be?
Damn that’s hard, ehm, maybe Twister, I like all colours and I’m not afraid to get myself in weird situations

Why should someone date you?
I’ve got a good sense of humor and they would never be bored

A funny guy with a flavour for nice things Adam seems like a real catch. Imagine dates full of grilled steaks, House of Cards and Twister if you’re feeling cheeky

Munro Kellock

Fresher History of Art

What’s your middle name?
Gunther

What’s your perfect first date?
Firstly we’d visit my alpaca farm where we’d choose our perfect alpacas which we would then ride to Hive (leaving them to roam the streets). Then straight to the cocktail bar where we would drink until we were forced to leave

If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Soup for sluts

Whose your celebrity crush?
Bruce Jenner

If you were a cocktail which would you be?
Lonely island lost in the middle of a foggy sea

Do you prefer girls who are cute or sexy?
Cute

If you were a board game which one would you be?
Hungry hippos, because I’m scary out of water

Why should someone date you?
Because I can make chips, cheese and gravy from scratch

Munro was cheeky and full of banter, like one of the lads (ugh). Some answers were just weird. Imagine how good it would be, every time you felt like a hungry hippo you could alternate between eating soup for sluts and cheesy chips with gravy

Rafiki Rhymes

2nd Year, Maths and Philosophy

What’s your middle name?
I’ve managed to keep it semi-secret until now so I might as well admit it. My middle name is Pablo

What’s your perfect first date?
The zoo. Or maybe coffee and a walk up Blackford Hill. Something chilled

If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
The bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys with all the toppings

Whose your celebrity crush?
Lookswise? Probably Mila Kunis. But overall, it’s gotta be Natalie Portman. She’s cute, smart and hilarious

If you were a cocktail which would you be?
A mojito. Dark rum, extra lemon

Do you prefer girls who are cute or sexy?
Ahaha can I say both or is that a cop out?

If you were a board game which one would you be?
Chinese chequers: people always mistakenly assume I’m at least part Asian

Why should someone date you?
I’m decent at making people laugh. Just look at my failed rap career

Smart and hilarious are basically entry requirements for Edinburgh. And he could rap to you about the fact he’s not Asian as you walk round the zoo on your first date.

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