Bachelors of the Big Cheese
We found out what’s on offer for our uni’s single ladies
Caroline DoddsTake a look at our selection of eligible bachelors…
Conor, The Graduate Bachelor
What does Conor look for in a girl?
“An endless smile.”
If you look like the joker perhaps you’ll be able to bag this boy that can’t seem to tear himself away from Prow since graduating
Richard AKA Dicky, The Shit Shirt Bachelor
What does Dicky look for in a girl?
“75% of it is looks, but I mean also got to have a good sense of humour. My type is funny and blonde.”
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That shirt might be hurting his chances with the ladies
Calum, The Fresher
What does this first year look for in a girl?
“I need two things. Beauty and a good sense of humour.”
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Typical fresher, loves a bit of facepaint and a VK
Callum, The Rugby Lad Bachelor
What does Callum look for in a lady?
“Just good company.”
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This guy ain’t picky
Jake and Ralph, The Double Act
After much discussion, Jake and Ralph decided what they collectively look for in a girl is “for her to be hot I guess.”
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Watch out ladies
NatWest
Vaccine passports in Scotland are now enforceable by law
Viola BakerYou need to prove you’re fully vaccinated to get into a club
Nina Brown
This quiz will determine exactly where you should live in second year
Ruth StainerSpoiler alert: If you’re shopping at M&S, then New Town may be the place for you
An Edi student has been punched in the face in a racist attack on Princes Street
The fourth year student was attacked by a group of teenagers last Friday night
Clubbers of the Week: Vol. 4 Electric Bugaloo
Ryan WallaceHere we are for Week Four folks! Get ready to see some carnage
Four Edi students left homeless after a pipe burst in the Airbnb they were renting
The international students have been struggling to find a flat
Clubbers of the Week: Feeling free in Week Three
Izzie ClarkeWinter might be coming but Edi students are still heating things up on the dance floor
Here’s how you know it’s time to drop your elective
Nash Norgaard Morton1. You’d rather clean your fridge than watch your lectures
I’m fed up of not feeling safe walking home at night through The Meadows
Sophie ButcherFemale Edinburgh students deserve better
If you did these 14 things in Freshers’ Week, you’re officially an Edi student
Catherine HamiltonForget actually matriculating – these were the real Freshers’ rites of passage
Students told Neil Thin is not teaching after he was removed from course Learn page
Students also saw his name on lecture slides
Dalai Lama backs campaign to save Himalaya Café in Newington from closure
Ellie RingThe Dalai Lama praised the café for ‘promoting Tibetan culture in Scotland for many years’
A woman has been racially abused at a bus stop in Morningside
She received verbal abuse and was spat at, with passers-by failing to intervene
Protestors holding ‘pray to end abortion’ signs were outside Chalmers this morning
Police were called to the sexual health clinic but were unable to act without buffer zone legislation
Get the VKs on ice: Big Cheese is returning to Potterrow on Saturday night
BRB, clearing my schedule for Saturday
The return of Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Freshers’ Week is long gone – time to focus on uni work, right? Right guys?
An in depth study into the Edinburgh mullet
The mullet has became a Pollock-centred epidemic. After my friend had been infected, it led me to do some digging
Gone but not forgotten: there will be no more Juju’s club nights
The Monday club night at Lulu was a key event for all Edi yahs and rahs
Edinburgh vigil for Sabina Nessa organised for tonight at 7pm on The Meadows
‘The death of Sabina Nessa reaffirms it could’ve been any one of us’
Girls are reporting being spiked by injection – I’m terrified to go clubbing
Louisa RileyAs someone with health anxiety, my method of escape is now part of my fear
Hayley Soen
Every Adele single ranked from worst to best, including Easy On Me
Harrison BrocklehurstGet the tissues because we’re weeping
Debunking Unsent Messages: The website where you can send texts that are never received
Georgia MooneyThere are some very juicy texts in here
Here’s the full list of universities that could be having strikes this term
Greg BarradaleStaff at over 150 unis are voting on whether to hold strikes
These 43 YOU season three memes are even more wild than Love Quinn herself
Honestly, why is Love like this?
What is the ‘Twinnem’ sound all over TikTok and is it a real song?
I can’t stop singing ‘go best friend’ pls help
Lydia Venn
These are the real life ages of the cast of season three of YOU on Netflix
In real life, Theo is older than Love
A deep dive into the cursed world of RuPaul on TikTok
‘Not the senior citizen gaslighting via bad dance music’
Ranked: Who is the richest of all the Real Housewives of Potomac?
How much is the Grand Dame really worth?
Students who finished uni in 2020 are being told they won’t get a graduation until 2022
Your mates won’t have the same hairline by then
People are calling season three of YOU ‘darkly fun’, ‘so messed-up’ and ‘the best yet’
‘This show gets better every season’
Danny Shaw
Only Adele herself could set fire to the rain by scoring full marks in this lyrics quiz
RUMOUR HAS IT I’M THE ONE YOU’RE LEAVING HER FOR
Just a list of the old fellas who founded your uni, and whether they were a wrong’un
One uni was the subject of a pistol duel, while another was founded with money from Smirnoff vodka
Unpacking the TikTok theory which believes the Queen won’t make it past October 18
The theory also suggests Prince Andrew could die four days later
So, is Madre Linda from season three of YOU on Netflix a real place?
Fancy moving near the Goldberg-Quinns, do we?
These 19 reactions to Adele’s new song are so emotionally raw they’ll ruin your life forever
I’ve been shaking, crying and streaming Easy On Me all morning
Who was Mark Blum? The man episode one of season three of YOU is dedicated to
He was an actor in the show
Um, so people think Luke T and Siânnise have broken up and I will not accept it
If this is true then love is dead