Bachelors of the Big Cheese
We found out what’s on offer for our uni’s single ladies
Caroline DoddsTake a look at our selection of eligible bachelors…
Conor, The Graduate Bachelor
What does Conor look for in a girl?
“An endless smile.”
If you look like the joker perhaps you’ll be able to bag this boy that can’t seem to tear himself away from Prow since graduating
Richard AKA Dicky, The Shit Shirt Bachelor
What does Dicky look for in a girl?
“75% of it is looks, but I mean also got to have a good sense of humour. My type is funny and blonde.”
That shirt might be hurting his chances with the ladies
Calum, The Fresher
What does this first year look for in a girl?
“I need two things. Beauty and a good sense of humour.”
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Typical fresher, loves a bit of facepaint and a VK
Callum, The Rugby Lad Bachelor
What does Callum look for in a lady?
“Just good company.”
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This guy ain’t picky
Jake and Ralph, The Double Act
After much discussion, Jake and Ralph decided what they collectively look for in a girl is “for her to be hot I guess.”
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Watch out ladies
Student Roost
‘A sinister presence’: Pro-life group recruits Edinburgh volunteers for autumn protests
Ollie Lewis40 Days For Life aims to ‘end the scourge of abortion’ in Scotland and beyond
Labour’s Angela Rayner heckled by green protesters at Edinburgh event
Audience members shouted ‘get out!’ at the campaigners
Looking to watch the funniest improvised student Fringe show around? Enter ‘The Improverts’
Ellie RingOne of their alumni was Archie in Balamory, need I say more?
My friends came to visit Edinburgh and this is how I created the perfect weekend itinerary
Louisa McDanielI showed my American friends around Edinburgh in 48 hours, and crafted the ultimate itinerary in the process
‘Controversial’ World Health Organisation boss awarded honorary degree from Edinburgh Uni
Tedros Ghebreyseus has previously been accused of enabling genocide in Ethiopia
National Student Survey reveals Edinburgh students are ‘dissatisfied’ with their courses
The university recognises ‘we’re a long way off to where we would like to be’
‘It will affect me for the rest of my life’: Edi students on dealing with endometriosis
‘It’s just awful and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone’
‘Humpty Dumpty had a great fall’: Just 19 iconic Edi student reactions to Boris resigning
‘I’m from Pollock and I’m joyous’
Viola Baker
We asked Scottish students what they really thought of English students at Edi
‘Actually hate them with a passion’
I bought a £1 cherry tomato plant from Scotmid to see if I could actually grow some tomatoes
Who knew you could form such a strong emotional attachment to a plant
You’re not an Edi student unless you’ve done 50/58 of these things before graduation
Sophie ButcherHaven’t Hive til Five-d? Do you even go here…
The University of Edinburgh has been ranked 61st out of 80 universities in mental health league table
It scores as ‘very poor’ on three of the five indicators
Alannah Millar
‘It’s about so much more than only abortion’: American students on the impact of Roe v Wade
‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’
Protesters gather at US Consulate in Edinburgh over abortion ruling
Campaigners warn the American decision will embolden pro-life activists in the UK
15 of the wildest hookup stories from Edi students
I’m not one to kink shame but some of you need help
The University of Edinburgh has launched a scholarship for students affected by the Russian-Ukrainian conflict
Eleanor ThornberIt will offer financial and welfare support to any doctoral student in war-torn regions
Jacques has finally apologised after backlash over his ‘offensive’ behaviour
Izzy SchifanoRemi has accused him of ‘bullying’ and videos have surfaced of Jaques mocking Tasha
Nearly a decade since it aired, what are the cast of My Mad Fat Diary up to now?
Bella HucknallSharon who played Rae is going to be in the new Barbie film!!
Meet Tristan Tate: Andrew Tate’s younger brother who is very similar to him
Georgia MooneyTristan says he and his brother never disagree on anything
The biggest post villa transformations from the winners of Love Island
Hayley SoenThe £50k prize money has been spent well 👀
Inside Tasha’s vibey life: From her boujee home to modelling and dancing around the world
She’s just signed a brand deal with eBay!
Here’s everything we know about the horrifying Armie Hammer doc so far
Hannah Van De PeerHouse of Hammer will be available to stream 2nd September
Katelyn Mensah
Liz Truss slammed for university policy that could see the start of term moved to January
Danny ShawCambridge Uni is ‘very concerned’ with the proposal
Ekin-Su has just signed the *biggest* fashion deal in the history of Love Island
‘She’s the most in demand Love Island star ever’
Here’s what to do if your boyfriend follows and watches Andrew Tate, according to Reddit
‘His attitudes and opinions have changed dramatically’
Murad Merali has lost almost 20,000 followers since his fetish video past surfaced
Pieter SnepvangersHe’s the second most unfollowed account on Twitter today
Men used to go to war and now they’re reading these 23 memes about it
Men used to go to war but now they buy blueberry flavoured vapes💀💀
Stranger Things 5 is ages away, so here’s everything you can catch the cast in next
They’ve pretty much all been cast in new projects
This is how much renewable energy Russell Group universities are producing
Exeter Uni is leading the way
Influencers and Love Island stars react to the Murad Merali allegations
Amber Gill has unfollowed him! Yikessss
Two months after their trial, what are Johnny Depp and Amber Heard up to now?
Lydia VennJohnny Depp reportedly just signed a seven figure contract with Dior
Quiz: Can you correctly guess who said these iconic Grey’s Anatomy quotes?
So, pick ME. Choose ME. Love ME
The summer special Made in Chelsea: Mallorca is coming this month and it sounds juicy!
The show will be on EVERY night, not just once a week
Guys! Jason Oppenheim has a new model girlfriend who may appear on Selling Sunset
It’s been eight months since Jason and Chrishell split
The first official brand deal with a 2022 Love Islander is here – and it’s our girl Tasha!
Tasha’s deal is the first non-fast fashion brand partnership to come out of the show
Debunked: Here’s how the honey method on TikTok helps you manifest the love of your life
Some people have said it can be very dangerous