This 12-year-old is better at your degree than you
And she has better hair
While you were off “finding yourself” in South America over the summer, a twelve year old girl came top of the world in an online Edinburgh University music course.
Charlotte Pullan from Loughborough achieved an astounding final mark of 98.8%, beating 91,000 other students.
If that wasn’t enough, her mother Penny, who has a doctorate from Cambridge University, also took the course and received a mark 10% lower than her daughter.
Penny described herself as “stunned” by the result as Charlotte did not spend as much time on the course as she did. Better luck next time Penny.
Studying music theory? Don’t feel too depressed. Charlotte had never done it before and achieved these grades in one summer but her aspirations are much higher, she really wants to do Veterinary Science when she leaves school.
By that time you might have found a job or done three post-grads.
Unlike the seven circles of hell, the main library only gets hotter as you go up
We sat down with the Edi student turned viral singer-songwriter to talk about university, going viral and her new EP, Songs Written for Piano
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Staff and students have been left without salary and support payments for weeks
Proceeds will be donated to Amnesty International and Men Matter UK
Groups like Crew 2000 in Edinburgh provide free training and medication kits that can reverse an opioid overdose
Because there’s no ‘I’ in ‘uterus’ but there is an ‘us’
Our library is so much better than the one in George Square
The Teviot light switch on means Xmas is here I don’t make the rules
This is due to the collapse of The Centre for the Moving Image
We’ll be releasing a new episode every Tuesday, and it’s not too late for you to sign up
Edinburgh also has the best reputation among Scottish unis
‘And I would walk 500 miles and I would roll 500 more’
40 university societies signed an open letter calling for a boycott
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Staff will walk out on the 24th, 25th and 30th of November
I’d be banished straight away I fear
Yes, there are a few cheating rumours in here 😬
There is no forgiveness for making Emma Thompson cry
They all have a cringe bio but it’s okay because they’re sexy
You best believe she NEVER skips a day of her skincare routine
Kate’s real-life daughter puts on a stunning show as well
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Their Instagrams give NOTHING away
She said in an interview she has ‘no idea why people aren’t upfront about work they have done’
Yes, everyone fancies her
Erm…Sam was a professional acrobat??
Dead vibes if you get faithful
He released a book in 2017 about how to become the next reality TV sensation
One of them has 4.7million Instagram followers?!
Tom’s magic account gives me the ick quite a bit
A court heard the video was sent to over 1,000 of Bear’s OnlyFans subscribers
Her latest single samples an argument between her and someone who sounds a lot like Nick 😬
Let’s never forget when she acted alongside THE Skepta in Anti-Social
I personally am radiating rizz
Keeping Up With the Owens’ anyone?