What pint you should be drinking according to your other life choices
If it’s Dark Fruits you really need to reassess yourself
Ah how cruel the scythe of nature swings down upon that which we love. Covid-19 has taken from all of us something we can never get back.
Freshers missing their first taste of peak uni life, when exams are over and long hazy days are spent drinking and basking in the glorious sunshine that Stuart Corbridge loves to mention so much. Finalists suffer worse, with no end of exams alcohol showers, or those final college balls with the now ancient people you once spent freshers week with.
This loss has been felt keenly by all.
However, things are slowly coming back and most of us will soon be outside with friends again, sipping on something that will, inevitably, get us drunk.
But what should it be?
Several other students’ messages were looked into, and investigations are continuing
Yes, do bring those packets of Indomee and Milo
The Times found that just 48.7 per cent of Durham admissions were from state school students
Her parents are ‘deeply disappointed’ after such a ‘lengthy investigation’
‘Durham was my dream university, but it’s a nightmare now’
We spoke to Durham Survivors, Dismantling The Culture at Durham University and the Intersectional Feminism Society about the group chat screenshots
The president of DUCA has said the chat was not affiliated with DUCA members
Just in time for Freshers’ Week
The University also jumped one place overall, and now ranks as Number 4 in the country
Durham University this afternoon shared their ‘effective and flexible health and safety plans’ surrounding the wearing of masks for the new term
The bursaries will come in the form of accommodation discounts
Scoop will offer Durham students a new way to obtain their weekly shop
Bursaries are being offered to students who volunteer to defer until 2021 where courses are full
The page, created three days ago, has already gained over 1000 followers
The new guidelines include plans to lengthen teaching days and give 2 reusable masks to students and staff
One respondent didn’t know Van Mildert was a real college until we asked them about it
Raging if I don’t get Kierstan
Also Henry Cavill as Sherlock. That’s all
Nicky from the autism episode went to college!
This man must be protected at all costs
He kinda looks a bit like Kem
Take it from us, the actual students
‘If we wanted to do an online degree, we would have done Open University’
What a bargain to look like you’re off to Bali
Millie Bobby Brown has explained what Enola meant by ‘the future is up to us’
‘A relationship should be 50/50, he’s a punk and she does ballet’
You can have one point for Surrey, that’s all
We want to hear from you
Millie Bobby Brown’s the exact same age as Enola!
The pubs are shut by 10, what else are you meant to do?
Out of 36 major UK universities, only five are making the workshops mandatory
Isn’t it mad how entire unis are just…cringe
A Covid spike? When you told thousands of students to return to campus? Groundbreaking
You need lots of chains and a sexy aura
All the tongue-popping and death dropping your heart desires
*sobs* The only ones I care about x
Glee is a strong contender ngl