FITTEST FRESHER WINNER 2017: Ali Middleton
Getting naked clearly works…
Theology student Ali Middleton from Collingwood has been crowned Durham’s fittest male fresher.
31% of you voted for Ali, 30% of the votes going to runner-up Jared. Cam and Adam both got 16% of your votes, and George won 7% of them.
When asked about his big win Ali said:
‘Quite surprised at the win, but obviously honoured. I’d like to thank Cam Lyle for not sending in a good photo of himself and my mum for sharing the post. Hopefully this award won’t go to my head, or any other facial feature.’
Ali told The Tab what he looks for in a partner is ‘a good looking guide dog,’ describing his own style as being that of an ‘adventurous celtic warrior.’
Ladies, if you’re lucky enough to get this guy, he’s a keeper!
Looking to be part of the 70%? Tired of lonely nights in isolation? Then, look no further!
Are you longing for Flat White to open again and for Durham to get a Pret?
They’ve nearly raised £2000!
Well that’s given me some Christmas cheer
Perfect for that last-minute Christmas present!
The format will be similar to the 2020 exams
45 teams came together to surpass their original fundraising target of £50,000.
You can now get freshly baked bread delivered straight to your door
How are they getting on compared to locked-down Durham?
You’ll probably learn more than you expect
No end of term Jimmy’s for us then
The best part? The food cooked will be donated to shelters for the vulnerable in Durham
Flat White? Please.
This is the highest the faculty has ever ranked
Really? Another classism-related incident Durham?
Several left my form on read and one blocked me
How much of your day do you spend in bed?
I will never get over Veronica Green’s transformation
Gretchen or no one
He gaslights, manipulates and love-bombs Kelly
Christine is married to a surgeon, so I’ll pretend to be surprised by how different she looks
Wow what a crazy coincidence
I didn’t know I needed this until now
Organisers will still be fined £10,000
Nothing is worse than the legal eagle
How is Veronic Green the oldest ?!!
I just wanna know how Mary has all those houses
I hope there’s plenty of the Duke in this one
This is the hard scientific proof we needed
She died in 2019 when filming for the show began
No, the winter Islanders are not included
I think maybe he means it’s seventh or even eighth best?
One day I was really really really really sad 😿
Oh to have one of these trust funds
Hopefully you’ll virtually impress your course crush!
‘I’ve lost a lot of opportunities just because of lockdown’