Hear me out
We asked, and you delivered (in an utterly spectacular fashion)
In other words, Tinder is riddled with English students
In the words of Tina Turner, what’s love got to do with it? Not very much.
O Romeo, Romeo, I accidentally swiped left on Romeo
And it kind of worked?
Sounds weirdly specific but OK.
Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.
Swap Trumps is like Tinder for your squad
Because that would be boring and self-involved, two things I definitely am not
I like mine extra spicy
It’s going down, I’m getting Tinder
GET OUTTA OUR SWAMP
The boys aren’t doing too badly either
Tinder may be somewhat soulless, but at least it’s not OKCupid
Some things you cannot un-see.
But there are some benefits