Bad luck if you’re at Ho-Ho-Homerton.
Because we definitely haven’t heard enough ridiculous stuff in the last few weeks.
Or, how many arse-related puns can I crack in one article?
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
GET OUTTA OUR SWAMP
Don’t wake up on the wrong side of the bedder.
Because no Cantabrigian Instagram is complete without one
How to get noticed on the Offer Holders’ Page
CAMBRIDGE
Because why wait until you can embarrass yourself in person?