Alice Cattley

Alice Cattley
Cambridge University


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How to make people think you’ve got your shit together

Why make it when you can fake it?

Clubbers of the Week 3

Third time unlucky.

Clubbers of the Week: Week Two

From bad to worse.

Clubbers of the Week

You better not pout, you better not cry.

Keeping Warm in Cambrrridge

A public safety guide

A Cambridge Christmas Carol

Bah! Humbug!

Which Christmas song is your college?

Bad luck if you’re at Ho-Ho-Homerton.

Everything wrong with Cambridge Gyp Rooms

GBBO? More like GTFO.

The Best of Overheard at Cambridge

Because we definitely haven’t heard enough ridiculous stuff in the last few weeks.

Taking your Best Bums photo: The Ultimate Guide

Or, how many arse-related puns can I crack in one article?

The Tab’s Alternative Prospectus

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

Everything I’ve learnt from living in a double room


How to get on the right side of your Bedder

Don’t wake up on the wrong side of the bedder.

The Tab’s virtual punting tour

Because no Cantabrigian Instagram is complete without one

The Phases of an All-Nighter

Summary: Work work work work work

In Praise of Procrastination


How to get noticed on the Offer Holders’ Page

Because why wait until you can embarrass yourself in person?

Tab Tries: Being an ARU Student for a day

A-RU serious?