Why make it when you can fake it?
Third time unlucky.
From bad to worse.
You better not pout, you better not cry.
A public safety guide
Bah! Humbug!
Bad luck if you’re at Ho-Ho-Homerton.
GBBO? More like GTFO.
Because we definitely haven’t heard enough ridiculous stuff in the last few weeks.
Or, how many arse-related puns can I crack in one article?
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
GET OUTTA OUR SWAMP
We are the voice of UK students.
Because no Cantabrigian Instagram is complete without one
Summary: Work work work work work
Procrasti-bae-tion
Because why wait until you can embarrass yourself in person?
A-RU serious?
Alice Cattley 
How to get noticed on the Offer Holders’ Page
CAMBRIDGE
Because why wait until you can embarrass yourself in person?