Patrick Cant, the manager of Glitterbomb’s Cambridge branch, has issued a comprehensive statement addressing issues brought up in the article
Frankly, we’re shell shocked
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World Renowned Drag Superstar Miz Cracker decided to pop to Cambridge for a show, a lecture, and most significantly a cheeky little chin wag with this lucky editor
Close financial links between the University and oil companies impacted divestment
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We asked, and you delivered (in an utterly spectacular fashion)
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The Corpus Clock was targeted
With the government potentially crumbling as we speak, take our survey and find out (next week) which party your college would send to Parliament!
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