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It’s common to have an identity crisis at this time of year. Freshers return to discover they can’t sustain the 20 strong friendship group they mashed together in Michaelmas. Second years are confronted by the realisation that they’re already halfway through their degree. Third years have to actually consider how to survive outside our beloved bubble.
It’s a rough time for us all and it’s normal to question who you are and where you are heading. No, bleaching your hair and attending ArcSoc isn’t the answer. I’m here to help.
I have carved up the Cambridge student body into nine distinct stereotypes. As a new decade dawns, let’s work out who you really are…
Who would’ve thought that this would land Medwards a spot on The View
The college will be one of the first institutions to return looted bronze statues to Nigeria
My job as the honorary Scot at The Tab, I guess.
Top tips from the best in the Cambridge theatre scene!
Who knew cambridge students liked nuggets so much?
The Tab spoke to Rebecca and Sophia, co-founders of ‘SWOP,’ the app that may just revolutionise the Cambridge social scene
Make the year count, even if the grades don’t
‘This has left me with months’ worth of physical and mental recovery’
I don’t like to speak ill of the dead, but Beck was just the worst
Only a true scream queen can get 17/17
Why isn’t violence against women being taken as seriously as terrorism?
No matter what, Joe is going to be obsessed with you
A senior police officer has said plain clothes police could be used to detect spikings
Did Love bonk an anti-vaxxer over the head? Yes, yes she did
‘It has no reflection on our worth whatsoever. That’s all stigma’
The Metropolitan Police called this an attempt to ‘regain women’s trust’
It’s the battle of the middle aisles
It’s the battle of the BDE, the Bye Bye and the bing bang bong
Prepare for some home truths here
‘I tried explaining to the bouncers I’d been spiked but they refused to believe me’
Ryan Murphy’s take on the Clinton-Lewinsky affair began on BBC Two last night
Joe gets arrested and the ending is completely different
She really sums up what it feels like when his name pops up on your screen
I am losing sleep over not knowing the true meaning of wom
Oh what could have been!
I’ll take anyone who’s not Love or Joe
Joe Goldberg exclusively obsesses over people NOT on TikTok, sweetie