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It’s common to have an identity crisis at this time of year. Freshers return to discover they can’t sustain the 20 strong friendship group they mashed together in Michaelmas. Second years are confronted by the realisation that they’re already halfway through their degree. Third years have to actually consider how to survive outside our beloved bubble.

It’s a rough time for us all and it’s normal to question who you are and where you are heading. No, bleaching your hair and attending ArcSoc isn’t the answer. I’m here to help.

I have carved up the Cambridge student body into nine distinct stereotypes. As a new decade dawns, let’s work out who you really are…