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It’s common to have an identity crisis at this time of year. Freshers return to discover they can’t sustain the 20 strong friendship group they mashed together in Michaelmas. Second years are confronted by the realisation that they’re already halfway through their degree. Third years have to actually consider how to survive outside our beloved bubble.
It’s a rough time for us all and it’s normal to question who you are and where you are heading. No, bleaching your hair and attending ArcSoc isn’t the answer. I’m here to help.
I have carved up the Cambridge student body into nine distinct stereotypes. As a new decade dawns, let’s work out who you really are…
We’re here to cure your lockdown boredom with our top culture pic(k)s of the week!
‘I took the decision to plunge myself into a non-ideal situation, and I feel like that decision paid off’
Homesick? During my time at Cambridge? It’s more likely than you think
The decision was made to ensure that the ‘strike is able to include as many students as possible’
‘Self-love, warmth and community’ – sounds like my cup of tea
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‘Why exactly do colleges make asking for genuine help such a painful process?’
Not to boast, but as it’s my third lockdown in Cambridge you might say I’m a bit of an expert
The report finds that the university falls below official government guidance on services for disabled students
Ever dreamed of living the Bake-Off experience vicariously through Clare Balding?
Impress your supo partner with your second-to-none knowledge of all things news
The programme will be offered to 100 students free of charge
‘Most of us do not have the privilege of casually catching a train home’
Opinion: Moving university applications post A-level results will be a colossal step forward for Cambridge admissions
It’s time to move on from predicted grades
Meet the students behind the charity which helps refugees access legal aid, one t-shirt at a time
Our Health Secretary clearly understands the value of sport, leisure and… going down a children’s slide?
In the words of the queen that is Ariana Grande: ‘got me tripping, falling with no safety net’
We compiled the best student reactions to the mess that is this term
Stuck at home and missing Cambridge? We’ve got you!
Oh to have one of these trust funds
Hopefully you’ll virtually impress your course crush!
‘I’ve lost a lot of opportunities just because of lockdown’
Yes most of them are of Bernie
The background of your Zoom call is like a Scooby-Doo chase scene
She is the queen of all our hearts
This show is ridiculous and chaotic so I need 10 seasons of it right now please
The petition got over 2,000 signatures in its first day
‘Do you blame Captain Cook for sailing the seven seas? No you don’t’
Lady Danbury wouldn’t be seen dead eating cheap canapés
Knippenberg is exactly the same
You thought Kevin was topless a lot on the show? Just you wait till you see his Insta
Emily Drouet took her own life in halls after being abused by her boyfriend
420Doggface has filmed a segment ffs 💀
‘He was running one of the largest cyber scams in American history’
This is the fifth year in a row where black professors have made up less than one per cent
WHO ALLOWED THIS MOVIE TO HAPPEN
If you don’t want to pronounce Yewande’s name properly you’re just racist
Obviously you can’t own anything from IKEA