Which ARCSOC event are you?

Not even herbal essences can make hair this luscious

d) Perhaps you feel a bit too eccentric to be boxed in like this. You may be a bit surreal, but you’re a personality in your own right. You can be *DALI*:

If his twirly moustache doesn’t do it for you, then I don’t know what will

e) Or, maybe you’re sitting there feeling sheepish because actually you have no idea about any of the above as you think it’s all just (RUBBISH).

How my brain feels after a few weeks back at Cambridge

We have the ingredients, next we have to combine your chosen colour with your selected // art movement // in order to work out what *ARCSOC* theme best represents you. For the record, I’d be // Azure // Preraphaelites //

“Wait a minute,” I hear you cry, “there cannot possibly be an ARCSOC night without a theme! This is an outrage!”

// Don’t worry, the path to discovering your theme is next //

Answer this question for me, think deeply because your answer will correlate to a specific dress code.

What do you think is the true key to happiness in this meaningless existence?

a) For the hopeless romantics out there, this one is for you. You pick LOVE as the ultimate goal. Since this often goes hand in hand with sex, as a little extra gift, your dress up theme will be BONDAGE. Get your leather on and feel the love.

b) Lovers come and go, but FRIENDS AND FAMILY are always there. In this case, we must look to the animal world for inspiration as this theme is WOLVES. This is not because you are predatory, but because you love to stay loyal to your pack. Unfortunately, a furry wolf costume may not be best suited to the sweatiness of a packed night at Fez but at least you can howl at the moon till your arty heart is content.

So majestic. Much hipster. Very howl

c) Even though you love your friends and family, you couldn’t live without food. Plus, all you really want in life is FOOD, and you can’t do anything to help that. Remember when Lady Gaga wore the meat dress? Well, we want you to do the same, only this time you must literally wear a WHOLE BALANCED MEAL. Cover yourself in condiments, sprinkle yourself with sesame seeds, wrap kale around your body or fashion a belt from Quorn sausages, whatever you wish as long as you’re wearing all the proteins, carbs, vitamins and minerals you need to keep you dancing.

d) Maybe the previous options were far too unambitious for you, what you want is MONEY and you want a bloody lot of it. It couldn’t possibly get much better than literally becoming royalty, so your theme is to dress up as your favourite member of the ENGLISH DYNASTY, in particular TUDORS if possible but this is not strictly enforced. Chains and powerful hats, however, are completely compulsory.

Look at that stance. Think of all the wives. He’s the original lad.

e) For those of you who have broken out in sweats at this question because you have NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE, you’ve got to dress up as an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. Make sure not to have too much of an existential crisis just thinking about how you’d do this. Surely everything is a costume if you don’t know who you are anymore? Or maybe nothing is a costume? What’s the point of costumes anyway???

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