Which ornate building is your college?

Which ornate building do you reckon your college is? Will it be King’s Chapel, will it be Heffers?!

King’s – King’s Chapel

It’s ornate, it’s topped with phallic structures, and most importantly, it also has the word ‘King’ in its title.

Clare – Pembroke Buttery

What building could Clare be, other than Pembroke buttery? It’s tasty and sells pancakes. People of Clare – you deserve this.

Churchill – Sainsbury’s

A popular thorough-fair known for its assortment of food and drink. Churchill has roughly 4 walls and a ceiling, much like Sainsbury’s. And both of them have a self-check out aisle.

Ely – King’s Cross

This college is so far away it’s in London! Or it’s mythical. I bet everyone who goes to Ely got pooled.

Newnham – Murray Edwards

These two cheeky colleges both have the same number of ‘E’s and ‘K’s in their names – what a match!

Emmanuel – Emma Watson

Lol what a curveball.

Magdalene – Magdalene Bridge

Magdalene students are well known for their unhealthy obsession with bridges. What are they like?!

St John’s – John Lewis

Not technically a building, we know. But what else so perfectly describes the name of this college?

Join us next term for another instalment of ‘Which Inane Object is Your College?’