Mary Beard: We don’t get free booze!

Beard has this week launched a staunch defence of Cambridge dons, insisting “We’re not port-swigging freeloaders.”

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In January it was revealed that the university spent almost £3 million on wine last year – the equivalent of the tuition fees of 300 students.

But the TV Classicist feels Cambridge academics have been hard done by:

“That was the total wine bill of colleges which are buying wine in for bars, dinners and conferences to help balance their budgets and, ultimately, to help students.”

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A fine friend of the  student

“To be honest, I don’t think I get more free booze than you would get over an average year of a couple of office parties.

“And, don’t worry, it certainly isn’t free. In my college I pay for the alcohol.

“I honestly don’t know if this is “average”. In other colleges they may do things differently and there is no university rule; but I think I’m pretty normal.”

Describing her job, Professor Beard also took the opportunity to rubbish other misnomers about the university:

“As for the other myths – the six-month “holidays”, the glistening afternoons punting on the river, and the upper-class bias of our interview procedure, just hang on!

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Probably more fun with booze

“If you wanted me to estimate how long my working day or working week was, my rough calculation would be a conservative, and minimum, 13 hours a day, six-and-a-half days a week.

“There is simply no time for lazy afternoons on the river (I had one about 15 years ago).”

With exams on the horizon, sadly, Professor Beard may be right.