You made the Dean’s List! The full gory details
Find out exactly what punishments have been handed out for misbehaviour…
Christ’s
- 5 cases of misbehaviour: £70 total
- 15 cases of damage: £1409.89
- 2 cases of unauthorised entry and exit of college: £100
Worst fine: a student causing £226 worth of damage
Grand Total: £1509.89
Churchill
- Drunkenness at dinner that needed “clearing up afterwards”
- 5 cases of breaking windows
- 1 case of smoking the fire alarm on, 1 case of not evacuating
- 2 cases of damage to rooms
Worst fine: Three students charged for stealing a trolley from college and then losing it.
Grand total: not disclosed
Downing
- 4 cases of redecoration for room damage: £335 total
- Replacing a carpet: £308.32
- 2 cases of public urination: £100 each
- Wetting the bed and replacing the mattress: £75
- Refilling fire extinguishers: £46.70
- 3 cases of inappropriate behaviour in the bar: one student was fined £50 and banned from the bar for the rest of term, one was fined £100 and banned for the rest of the year, and one had to do unpaid work for 3 hours
- Antisocial behaviour: £50
- Unruly and disrespectful behaviour at a private dinner: letter of apology to the catering manager and food supervisor
- Disobeying college staff: £150
- Illegal downloads: £50
- Keeping bicycle in room: £50
Worst fine tied between: Attempted theft of another college’s candles, £200 and letters of apology to Master, Bursar, and Head Porter or: Inappropriate behaviour in the bar by themselves and guests: £200 damage, £250 fine
Grand Total: £2279.02
Emmanuel
- A ridiculous £4140 from library fines and late-paid bills
Homerton
- 8 cases of failing to sign out of college: £200 total
- 4 cases of smoking in room: £200
- Keeping motorcycle in room: £25
- Taxi dash without paying: £30.50
- Damage to a fire door: 151.84
- Vomiting in communal kitchen: £60
Worst fine: 3 cases of setting of fire extinguishers: £180
Grand total: £1584.98
Jesus
- 19 students were banned from the bar, Formal Hall, and all college social events.
- 1 student was asked to leave College accommodation
- 2 students were banned from the College site for 2 terms
- 1 student was banned from the College site for a term
- 5 students were required to go out of residence immediately the term ended.
Worst fine: 1 student was banned from College for a year
Grand total: not disclosed
King’s
- 12 cases of fining for an unauthorized party: £350 total
- 16 cases of noise disturbance: £425
- 2 cases of drunkenness in public areas of college: £50 total
- 2 cases of drunken behavior: £75
- Irresponsible behavior in the library: £25
- Using the Internet too much: £25
- Breach of alcohol rules: £50
- 3 cases of untidy room, £75
- Smoking in room 25.00
- Smoking in room again 50.00
Worst fine: 6 cases of drinking in the library: £180
Grand total: £1405
Lucy Cav
- Smoking in college: £50
- Unauthorised party: £50
Worst fine: a student and her guests who caused “excessive noise” was made to have regular meetings with her tutor and have a limit on the number of guests she could have in college
Grand total: £100
Magdalene
- 14 cases in one night of “unacceptable behaviour in hall”: banned for a term
- Playing music loudly: £50.00
- Arguing with college staff: £50.00
- 2 cases of pennying in hall: banned from hall for term
- Walking on tables in hall: banned from hall for a week
- Not returning punt on time: £35.00
Worst fine: Taking drugs: £400.00
Grand total: £635
Newnham
- Only administrative cases of late-paid bills, losing keys, and library fines
Grand total: not disclosed
Pembroke
- Unauthorised party: £50
- 5 cases of IT related incidents: £210
- 3 cases of repeated excessive noise levels (causing disturbance to neighbours): £140
- 5 cases of inappropriate behaviour: £240
- Damage to college property: £25
Worst fine: 20 cases of tampering or setting off fire alarms: £1375
Grand total: £2040
Robinson
- 2 cases of disruptive behaviour at hall
- Noise in room
- Inappropriate behaviour
- 4 cases of disruptive behaviour
Worst fine: 3 cases of drunken disruptive behaviour
Grand total: Robinson say they don’t dish out financial penalties
Selwyn
- 2 cases of removing alcohol from the JCR committee cupboard without permission: 6 hours’ gardening duty
- 2 cases of holding a party without permission: £60
- 2 cases of damage to fire extinguisher: £100
- Late running of the college bop: £100
- 3 students involved in accessing balcony for photograph involving removal of fire extinguisher: 4 hours of community service each
- Damaging a roof: £65
- Misusing a fire extinguisher: £60
- Damage to room: £30
- 2 cases of leaving unacceptable messes in staircase: £60
- Failure to control guests at dinner leading to substantial damage: £30
- Damage to a drainpipe and roof: 5 hours of community service
- 3 cases of abusive behaviour: one banned from the College Bar for a term and 4 hours of community service, the second banned for two terms and 2 hours of community service, the third banned from events and the College Bar for two terms and 10 Hours community service
- Fraudulent misuse of email: 8 hours community service
- Fraudulent misuse of email: ban from various College premises
- 2 cases of breaching fire safety regulations: 1 hour of community service each
- Persistent infringement of parking regulations: 3 hours of community service
Worst fine: organizing a photograph with a fire extinguisher on a balcony
Grand total: £425
St Ed’s
- Damage to college property: £50 fine, £255 contribution towards costs of repair
- Tampering with fire alarm: £100 fine plus attendance on fire safety course at own cost
- Opening bar unauthorised late at night and playing loud music: £200 fine plus barred from bar for two months
Worst fine: Drunken and threatening behaviour and damage to college property: £50 fine and £750 contribution towards costs of repair
Grand total: £1405
John’s
A total 42 incidents of:
- Abuse of College property
- Forgery
- Plagiarism
- Noise complaints
- Interference with safety equipment
- Defamation or potential harassment
- Drunkenness / disorderly behaviour
- Running an initiation like that for a drinking society
- Drunken participation in an initiation
- Trespass
Worst fine: Drunkenness to incapacity
Grand total: £200 (individual breakdowns not disclosed)
Trinity
- Malicious damage: £50
- 4 cases of drunk and disorderly conduct: £475
- Discharge of fire extinguisher: £100 fine
Worst fine: Interference with college mail: £250
Grand total: £875