
Watch: FaceJacker’s Fake Cambridge Audio Tour
That tricksy Facejacker set up a fake audio tour and messed with some tourists

The Tab sits down with the Porters Log
‘You can make fun of union hacks without them confronting you’

Week 3 Poem of the Week: ‘These are my Identities’ by Emily Nixon
We spoke to Emily about her excellent poem and how she finds poetry capable of conveying powerful statements

Review: An Open Book
Writer Rosalind Moran brings us a truly ‘novel’ take on the hidden amorality of academics

English Faculty reconsiders exam plans for second year cohort
The Faculty is ‘gathering feedback’ from students on future exam formats

The 12 types of people you’ll meet clubbing in Cambridge
Who knew so many types of people could fit into our three tiny clubs?

Opinion: Why Caius’ Pride U-turn isn’t brave
Caius shouldn’t be congratulated for deciding our existence isn’t ‘political’

Review: The Chair
Enlightening and heartfelt, this historical comedy-drama explores what it means to be Singaporean

Review: Footlights Smokers
‘A night of magnetic ecstasy…?’ Possibly not, but after all humour is subjective

Culture Trip Week Two: Throwback
A few throwback-themed, time-before-exams, good vibe recommendations.

Week 2 Poem of the Week: ‘Expecting’ by Emily Freeman
Our second poet of the term, Emily, discusses the kitchen space, its destruction, and the role of motherhood in her poem ‘Expecting’

Supervisors win pay for mandatory departmental training
The change has been described as a ‘first win’ against Cambridge’s ‘internal gig-economy’

This is what the niche Harry Potter cast members are up to now
Of course Viktor Krum had a glow up 🔥

Russell Group uni is ‘considering using external staff’ for marking during staff boycott
The uni’s UCU claims staff at an Australian consultancy may be used to grade student essays

A Duolingo employee has apologised for joking about Amber Heard on her work’s TikTok
‘I made a mistake… I’m listening’

Everything Everywhere All at Once is one of the best films ever made – watch it immediately
I want to live in a world where Jamie Lee Curtis has hotdogs for fingers

Even without student loans, graduates face twice as much debt as those who didn’t go to uni
Starting to regret my life choices

A Depop seller has refused to send someone an item because they’re ginger
They said it was ‘company policy’ because ginger people have ‘demonic energy’

Derry Girls has come to an end but these 54 memes and our love for it are eternal
Derry Girls will never die x

Here are 21 of the *best* reactions to the Wagatha Christie trial
Happy Wayne Rooney court drawing day, to those who celebrate

Guys! Made in Chelsea’s James Taylor and Maeva D’Ascanio are engaged!
‘I have everything I have ever wanted’ 🥺

Lost WhatsApps and Peter Andre’s ‘chipolata’: Rounding up the Wagatha Christie trial’s key moments
‘Arguing with Coleen is like arguing with a pigeon’

Government plans to cap student loan interest rate, saving graduates hundreds of pounds
The student loan interest rate is currently set to skyrocket to 12 per cent by September

These 37 memes about Bling Empire season two stir even more drama than Kane
I don’t care how many people know I’m obsessed with Anna Shay

Christine Quinn accuses Selling Sunset producer of misconduct
She claimed he told her to ‘kill herself’

Geordie Shore babies: These are all the cast members who now have children
Marnie has just had her second and Charlotte is pregnant!

Christine Quinn just claimed she gets paid the most out of the Selling Sunset cast
She claimed there are three different salary tiers

As a queer person I loved Derry Girls, but last night’s episode has ruined it
I am sick of shows like Derry Girls destroying lesbian happiness

Benefit Cosmetics called out for influencer trip to Hawaii despite overtourism concerns
Hawaiian locals have asked for tourists not to visit as they claim they are damaging the islands

Derry Girls creator reveals the storylines that didn’t make the show, and they’re so good
Sorry but we were ROBBED of seeing Orla play Romeo with Jenny Joyce as Juliet

The 30 greatest Charli XCX songs of all time, ranked from iconic to life changing
I will be shouting ‘DON’T MAKE ME BEG FOR YOU’ on my death bed