Government Takes Pints From Students
Cambridge’s 2014/15 freshers will be 28 pints worse off than you lot.
This year’s Cambridge freshers will be 28 pints better off than those starting in 2014/15.
Maintenance loans and grants for English students will rise by 1% for the 2014/15 uni intake, which is LESS than the rate of inflation.
In total, students will be £93.50 shortchanged. With the average pint in Cambridge costing £3.30, this equates to:
• 28 pints
• 623 packets of Tesco Everyday Value Chicken Flavour Instant Noodles
• 93 Frusli bars (take note, Art Historians).
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