What’s the best subject-related insult?

Insulting someone can be fun. If you don’t like confrontation, letting slip some harsh words behind someone’s back (or if you’re really daring straight to their face) can relieve the stress.  So we have some subject related insults because, you know, why not?

Ancient History

Did you not get the grades to study real history?

Biology

Did you not get the grades to study medicine?

Chemistry

After choosing this degree the chances of you ever getting laid Argon.

Childhood studies

Why are you so obsessed with little kids?

Classics

There’s absolutely nothing classic about you mate.

Computer science

Shame you can’t hack social etiquette.

Dentistry

My life is a tooth and you are the cavity.

Economics

Why don’t you trickle down the street and fuck off.

Engineering

Tell me about the mechanics behind not having a sex life.

English

“I bite my thumb at you sir!”

Film

I’ve watched B movies from the 70s in Italian that were more entertaining than you.

Philosophy

I know you’re a nihilist but it sure looks like your boring personality and terrible dress sense have real existence.

Theatre

Good job at acting like unemployment isn’t your future, you really had me convinced for a moment.  

Law

You should hurry up and become a barrister, the wig will help cover up that lousy excuse for a hairstyle.

Politics

You’re such a dick you’re basically winning the Republican primary.

History of Art

That girl is a Vincent Van Hoe.

Geography

The colouring book joke has got a bit old but you’re still studying geography, and you’re still heading for unemployment.

Geology

You’re paying £9000 a year to study rocks. That’s enough of an insult in itself.

Maths

Your roots are just awful.

Music

James Blunt got your degree the other day. You are now worthless.

History

You have such little class you could be a Marxist utopia

Management

Are you not smart enough to do Economics?

Medicine

3 words: Junior. Doctor’s. Contract.

Languages

Va fa’ Napoli

Physics

Gravity must be working pretty hard on all that mass you got there.

Psychology

You motherfucker…

Sociology

Psychology was just too hard for you, this is much better. I’m sure you’ll still get a good job mate. Don’t worry. Honestly.

Theology

God save you from your useless degree

Vet medicine

I’ve dissected dead animals that were prettier than you

Zoology

Just because you study animals doesn’t mean that you have to act like a pig.