Clubbers of the week

Maybe someone pushed in front of him at the bar, or the staff didn’t get his drinks order right. Either way, this guy is not a happy bunny.

These guys are ADORABLE. Just look at his smirk. He’s definitely proud of himself.

This gal in the pink thought she’d take advantage of the photo opportunity by having a cheeky sip of her mate’s drink, even though there is definitely also a glass in her hand. He may be unaware, but we noticed.

Not entirely sure if the guy on the left anticipated the romantic moment- or maybe he’s just put off by the guy on the right breathing down their necks whilst they’re getting busy.

The guy back left did NOT want the poor girl in the green top stealing his limelight.

Whip that luscious hair back and forth.

Alone. Pensive. Staring off into the distance. No hint of emotion. Hipster nailed.

Let’s call this pose the ‘wide-eyed surprise’

The girl at the back is desperately trying to keep up with her mates, when clearly all she wants is her bed. It’s okay, we’ve all been there.

Go on lad, dig for gold.

If that isn’t a gloating smirk, I don’t know what is.

Work it.

Propaganda’s promoters know what they’re doing.

They are genuinely scrutinizing our souls.

But she is 110% loving it. And she’ll be back at it next week.