One girl was given the wrong paper but didn’t find out until an hour in
An award worth putting on the CV
Lie back and think of England
Not so happy now is it
Lawyers were distraught
Who’s got your vote?
Do you even know who your MP is?
Do you even squat, bro?
Don’t tell the locals
What a latte bother
It could be worse, Sunderland didn’t even make the cut
It’s the end of life as we know it
The struggle is real
He owes almost £200 in late fees and faces bailiffs knocking on his door
They’ve clearly never seen the delights of Jesmond and Heaton
‘Islam, immigration, it’s all connected. To me this is a predominantly white Christian country’
Local ladies who are looking for love
I’ve got a bone to pick with you all
Don’t ruin it for everyone because you’re bitter
What have you done recently?
It has a rough charm
It’s not always about sex
It wasn’t pleasant for me or those who caught a glimpse
Northumbria students near-victims of poisonous gas
And try not to do it in public
They’re buff, they’re rich and they’re good craic. Ladies, get in line
They reckon it’s where the Beatles wrote ‘She loves you’
This is not just any party…
‘The whole thing was very staged’
The 18-year-old man was remanded in custody following a bomb alert earlier this week
Has your lecturer been to a porn studio?
They probably regretted those poses in the morning
‘We’re getting a lot of flak’
‘The more you come the more you get’
I clean, cook and have my own car… I’m the ultimate student housemate
Another rape incident outside popular Newcastle nightclub
Only five tried to beat the system last year