Birmingham to Bradford: The truth of Bonnie Blue’s x-rated tour and why it’s not what it seems

Old men and “barely legal” boys everywhere rejoiced last week when Bonnie Blue seemingly announced a “dogging” tour coming to the UK. After 1,057 men in a day, spring break antics, and an x-rated collab with Julia Filippo, you might wonder what’s next for Bonnie Blue? Though she has shared her intention to be the first woman getting jiggy in space, down on planet Earth, you can bet she’s got one or two things up her sleeve.

Because of her earlier incendiary stunts and deliberate clout-chasing statements, when a poster for Bonnie Blue’s dogging tour was posted to the internet, everyone believed it. Soon enough, people were tagging their mates amid the usual comments of “arrest her” and “she can’t get any worse.” Oh, trust me, she will.

According to the poster, which has since been covered as factually accurate by both MailOnline and The Sun, Bonnie was set to start her dogging tour in Bradford on May 15. This was followed by shows in Birmingham on May 16, Skegness on May 17, and Swansea on May 18. To finish it off, she was stopping by Glasgow on May 19 and Belfast on May 20.

“All the other towns and cities sighing a breath of relief,” one person wrote, as another added, “No chance of getting a taxi in Bradford on the 15th of May then.”

Someone else said: “Any idea what time she’s in Belfast, my mate wants to know.”

She’s a busy girl, our Bonnie, but before you whip out your credit card to get a front row seat, read on.

The Bonnie Blue dogging tour, debunked

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As is the case with Bonnie Blue and much of the surrounding OnlyFans industry, the truth of the dogging tour is very different from what you might think. The poster was originally posted and created by Facebook comedy page NOW This Is What I Call British Banter, who boast 527k followers and over 320k likes. The post went incredibly viral, being shared across Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok, with people assuming it was accurate.

Sharing the post on Facebook at the end of April, they wrote in the caption: “What day are you getting in line?”

Combing through Bonnie Blue’s socials, I could not find a single post about the dogging tour, and I even checked her x-rated Twitter in the spirit of well-rounded journalism – thanks, extoritinate degree.

After messaging NOW This Is What I Call British Banter, the comedy group confirmed “Nah it’s not real” and the entire country breathed a collective sigh of relief.

Though it’s good to know that Bonnie Blue will NOT be coming to a town near you on her dogging tour, we really should have clocked the fakeness of the event much earlier. The poster features the Facebook group’s name above Blue, and the group itself is known for satirical posts. It’s not even the first time they’ve posted about Bonnie Blue, sharing images from Bonnie’s Instagram as conversation starters.

Bonnie Blue has been approached for comment, but in the meantime, Lily Phillips is actually going on tour if you did have an OnlyFans itch you needed to scratch.

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Featured image credit: Bonnie Blue/NOW This Is What I Call British Banter