Origin story of OnlyFans’ biggest tool: How Girthmasterr went from delivery boy to millionaire

Once upon a time, a man working in dead-end jobs found himself casually posting thirsty pictures on Tumblr in a move that would, one day, lead him to taking up the mantle of Girthmasterr, OnlyFans‘ *biggest* performer measuring 8-inches long and 7-inches around.

If influencers began in the early 2010s, then the 2020s are undoubtedly the time of OnlyFans models. In the UK, you’ve got Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips, but across the pond, people such as Sophie Rain, Ari Kytsya, and Mia Khalifa reign supreme. Down Under, Girthmasterr is king.

Girthmasterr, real name Ben something, did not dream of a porny future in his youth, and like a lot of us worked dead end jobs such as handling baggage, delivering pizza, and building furniture. That all changed when he turned 18 and began posting thirst traps on Tumblr and Reddit, “showing off online, just for fun — kind of like a digital exhibitionist.”

It was actually a former girlfriend who suggested that he make some money off of his God-given talents, telling Rolling Stone: “[She] told me to stop giving it away for free, because people would pay for it. Honestly, I thought it’d be just a little bit of beer money. But it kind of snowballed.”

In 2023 he went full time in the porn industry under the name Girthmasterr; a play on words inspired by the KitchenAid Mix Master, a favourite tool of Grandmas in America, according to the New York Post.

“Funnily enough, that name actually does mean a lot of favours in marketing, because it really stands out,” he added. “People see it and they kind of want to investigate to see if I can actually live up to the claim or not.”

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Since going full-time, Girthmasterr has been raking in a huge amount of money doing an average of 80 hours a week.

“We grew up pretty poor, and one of my sisters said, ‘I’ll be many things, but I’ll never be poor,’” he recalled in the interview. “So I took her out for dinner. I said, ‘Remember that time you told me you’ll be many things, but you’ll never be poor? Well, now I’m making porn on the internet. And I’m not going to be poor.”

How popular is Girthmasterr’s OnlyFans?

To say Girthmasterr is popular on OnlyFans would be the understatement of the century. He’s in the top 0.01 per cent, is raking in $80k a month, and selling his own line of sex toys. He also just seems like a really nice person.

“I try not to fall into the trap of making my penis my entire personality,” he said, adding that he’s trying new hobbies such as sailing and piloting.

“There’s only so much penis talk that the regular people in my life can handle before they get sick of me. I try to keep myself interesting enough in other aspects [so] that if people do like me, they could like me for more than my penis.”

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