What your Spoons order says about you as a Warwick student: A guide

Ah, Wetherspoons, the hallowed gathering place for socials, broke students, and late-night pint cravings. However, the drink you order from Spoons is more than just a beverage; it’s a window into your soul. What your decision says about you is crucial, so what does it say?

1. Carling – The traditionalist

You’re not looking for frills or excitement. All you want is something affordable, reliable, and cosy. You’ve mastered the art of downing pints during circle and can probably be found in the sports stash after training.

2. Sex on the beach pitcher – The social butterfly

You are the life of the party if you are sharing a Sex on the Beach pitcher (or maybe drinking a whole one yourself…) Constantly surrounded by friends, you thrive in the commotion of large parties and even more so when you’re sharing a drink that everyone can enjoy. You know how to keep the drama low and the energy high!

3. Double vodka lemonade – The uni clubber

Getting the best pre-drinks buzz for the least amount of money is your life’s mission. Both you and this decision scream efficiency. You can probably navigate the Kasbah smoking area more easily than your seminar readings, and you most likely have a Smack stamp permanently tattooed on your wrist.

4. Strongbow Dark Fruits – The indie kid

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You don’t take life too seriously; you’re only here to have fun. You’re the friend who always has the aux and can make any get-together into a mini-festival when you’re drinking. You’ll most likely invite everyone back for an afterparty because of your easy going, good vibe.

5. A pint of Guinness – The philosopher

You don’t follow the herd and are sensible and grounded. You are the friend who listens more than they talk and who likes the small things. Holding a Guinness indicates that you value a good conversation just as much as a good beverage. As you master the party trick of splitting the G, everyone is bound to be aware of it.

6. Coca-Cola (no alcohol) – The designated driver

You’re here for the atmosphere, not the alcohol, and you’re the night’s unsung hero. More times than you can remember, people have pleaded with you to “just have one drink,” but you stand strong. Everyone owes you their appreciation and a kebab.

7. Jägerbombs – The party starter

You’re not playing around. To get lit was the sole reason you came to Spoons. Even though you and your friends had decided to go out for ”casual drinks”, you’ve probably persuaded half of your table to join you for a round, and by midnight, you’ll be waiting in the queue for neon.

8. Pint of ale – The dad friend

You’re too mature for your years, or you simply enjoy reminiscing about the past. As the group’s sane voice, you’re frequently seen making sure everyone has their coats and looking up the most recent bus times. Ale is a way of life, not just a beverage.

9. Aperol spritz – The aesthetic sipper

They’re drinking an Aperol spritz, which is as visually appealing as their carefully manicured instagram feed. With the orange slice in line and the glass perfectly positioned, every sip is timed for the ideal picture. They’re fostering an atmosphere in addition to savouring the beverage. The Aperol spritz is the perfect nighttime accessory for making that subtle fashion statement.

10. Vodka Red Bull – The pregame pro

This individual is all about energy and preparing for the evening. Knowing how to strike a balance between getting a buzz and remaining awake for fun, they are refuelling for the celebration with a vodka Red Bull. They are in charge of setting up the pre-drinks, getting everyone excited, and ensuring that the evening begins with a bang.

Whether it’s a night at the club or a laid-back pre-game hangout, they’re always up for an impromptu night out, and their drink selection reflects their desire to maintain the energy and momentum.