What Warwick societies the 2025 Love Island All Stars cast would join

If, like me, after a long day of lectures and essays you are tuning into Love Island All Stars and judging the antics that unravel, then you will also be wondering what societies the cast would join. And here is what I think, based on absolutely no authority other than the vibe they give me.

Marcel – Rugby Union

Do we like him? Who can decide. He is quite sweet with Olivia (who, by the way when did we stop calling her Liv?) but also did cheat on Gabby. This sort of confusing behaviour can only be attributed to one kind of man- a rugby one.

Kaz – Pantomime Society

Yes, she is bringing the drama but do we really need it? Her silly antics on the screen can only be worthy of one kind of theatre: Pantomime. I have heard this soc write a role for you if there aren’t enough going so this would be right up Kaz’s street as she loves putting herself in situations she didn’t have to be in.

Luca – Surf Soc

The hair, the chill vibe, What do you do? ”Not a whole lot”, he’s giving surfsoc in every way. Get that man a board.

Ronnie- Fetish Society

As we have heard on multiple occasions now Ronnie seriously needs to sort out his kissing technique. FetSoc run loads of workshops so he’d be a kissing connoisseur in no time.

Ekin-Su – Cocktail Society

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Only cool people join Cocktail and Ekin-Su is definitely that. She knows what she wants, has a great time and isn’t afraid to stir the pot. She’s fun and flirty and all signs point to CocSoc.

Casey- Real Ale

BEER BEER BEER! Casey is a lads lad through and through. He’s got a mega watt smile and a cheeky energy that gets him in trouble every season (literally at this point, will he ever stop coming back) and his laddish mentality can only be landing him in Real Ale.

India- RELUSO (Warwick retail and luxury business society)

She’s classy, she’s cool, calm and collected and she carries herself with grace. All things about India point to elegance and ooze luxury. She’s absolutely (as Scott keeps telling us) beautiful and would fit right in at RELUSO.

Elma – MTW

Our dramatic queen would fit right in with the musical theatre crowd and probably steal the show. We love you Elma.

Catherine- RAW

She would absolutely have her own radio show as she has the perfect, clear, calming voice for radio. She should really start doing audio books.

Olivia- SnowSoc

The words ”do you ski” are definitely a big part of her vocab and I reckon she’d be whizzing down the slopes or thriving in the hot tub.

Scott- Tennis

He’s giving sporty and ”my body is a temple”, recently sober and keen to keep fit but also not opposed to some fun here and here. Tennis is the perfect society for this, the perfect mix of sports and socials.

Gabby – BakeSoc

We love you Gabby, we do. she would absolutely be part of baking society with her friendly, fun demeanour and simply good vibes. She’s invited on sweet treat runs for sure.

Curtis- A Cappella

Yes latin and ballroom society might have been the obvious choice but I really feel he’d thrive in A Capella society and I don’t think it needs much justification. Mind you, based on his Hollyoaks performance he could use all the help drama soc can offer him.

Nas – Philosophy Society

He’s unproblematic and gives off mature, wise vibes. He effortlessly swerved the question about who was the biggest gameplayer, avoiding unnecessary drama and he won’t be caught lacking and not thinking.

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