
Warwick’s Most Eligible Bachelor 2017 nominee: Mathias Swerdlow
He’s been “working hard for this”
The next nominee for Warwick's most eligible bachelor 2017 is Mathias Swerdlow, a third-year Economics student "known for his rogue moves and ability to pull anyone."
Mathias' friends say that he's already a massive hit with the ladies, they call him a "heartbreaking BNOC" and "an all round ladies man."
Even though he's single, we're told that he's "always looking for a female friend."
While his friends did warn us that "he would probably just get wet off this nomination", we weren't quite ready for Mathias' response.
He told The Tab: "It’s an absolute honour I have to say. I’ve been working hard for this and it’s good to know that when you trust the process it pays off in the end. I’d also like to thank my crippling daddy issues for this wonderful opportunity. Mathias x"
A keen bean if ever we saw one.
The vote for Warwick's Most Eligible Bachelor 2017 will open this week.

The Warwick Tab BNOC of 2022 Nominations are now OPEN
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