BNOCs: The Finalists

We have sorted through the submissions, it wasn’t easy but we are proud to announce that The Stand’s BSTANOC (Big St Andrews Name On Campus) finalists are:

James Calder-Smith

You’ll probably pretend not to know him but come on… He can normally be found party-hopping around the mansions of Hope Street. Look for the crowds of girls and he’ll be front and centre. An esteemed member of the KK, this guy knows how to meet and greet. He loves a velvet blazer but can also be seen relaxing in a chunky knit. Versatile, handsome and smooth.

Amy Heather

Absolute GIG babe. When this girl walks into a room, everyone notices. Has been linked to the Obamas and tipped for world domination.When she isn’t busy partying with CEOs and Chief Execs you can find her sipping cocktails on West Sands while the paparazzi hide between the dunes. Powerful, hot and fresh.

Patrick Leigh-Pemberton

Known as Pat-Pat across the land, this guy can work a room. Some say his silky locks derive from angels, others say he uses customised shampoo. Always ready with a witty anecdote, he will not leave you disappointed. Unique, sexy and hilarious.

Tarleton Watkins III 

The name says it all. This player has too many friends. When he’s done singing with The Other Guys, he’ll hop on a plane to Paris for some shopping, taking his possy with him. Never seen in clashing colours, always seen everywhere. We can’t get enough. American, feisty and beautiful.

Get ready. The BSTANOC will be crowned.