Seedy Sex Hotel Opens in Southampton

Some of the equipment on offer at Club Kiss

Just when you thought the area couldn’t get any seedier, a sex hotel has opened. Club Kiss is now catering to all the old folk who may just feel too old to head on down to Sobar in search of a one night stand.

Offering Pure Pink Kink Fetish and Swingers Parties, daytime TV Lounge parties, and sex ‘dungeons,’ the property doesn’t exactly reflect the NHS rehabilitation centre it previously was.

Opening in Woolston on Saturday night, without planning permission from the council, it hasn’t had a great response from residents. However, its owner Mr Mark Millar assures:

It is not going to be youngsters who may get drunk and be too noisy.”

So alcohol would make it offensive and disruptive? Not day and night hardcore swingers’ parties?

He added:

The average age of those attending is 40-plus.”

You really wouldn’t want to be around for their Halloween party…

According to their Twitter feed, it has had some postitive response; ‘sticky vicky’ tweeted: “Can’t wait to go to @clubkissuk 2night x.”

Calling itself ‘The #1 place in the south for Fetish and Swinger parties,’ it seems Scummy Soton now caters for all.