You can now buy Pop Tarts onesies
It’s a dark day for humanity
Just when you thought the union’s clothes offerings couldn’t get any more dire, they’ve released their latest God-awful creation in the form of Pop Tarts onesies.
Sadly, the onesies are not yet in store, but are available to pre-order online for £20 a pop.
The unisex offering comes in a fetching mix of navy, grey and red or black and grey.
But not to fear, as a charming “apple green” women’s version is also available online.
The website even jokes that they have decided “to offer the product as a bit of fun”, indicating the top levels of banter that the big wigs at the union must have.
English and Theatre third year, Katherine Miles, said: “Actually, don’t ask why, but I quite want one. And I don’t even like Pop Tarts that much.”
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