All the things distinctly less annoying than Eduroam
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Lauren KenworthyEduroam is down every other day at the moment, right in the middle of end of term deadlines, and it’s officially the most annoying thing on campus. Here’s a definitive list of all the things less annoying than Eduroam.
When a not even full 34 drives past at 8:50am
Not being able to take a drink into the Ocean smoking area
Suffocating in BCL
Your mate that always pulls a guy in a tie and chinos at Crisis
Joining the Ocean queue at 9:30pm and still not getting in
So precious, so elusive
Waiting 30 minutes for the toilet in ocean and a bitch cuts in right at the end
Having a book requested back a day into your loan
The 903 bus
The queue for ‘Starbucks’ in Hallward
Being filmed for CNN at Crisis and not making the final cut
Student Services
Waiting 25 minutes for an iced latte in Hallward to find out there’s no ice
Having a Thursday 9am
Needing to buy a ticket for Crisis six months in advance
Not being able to find a plug in the library at 10am
Missing Baywatch cos you’re in the toilet queue
Portland Hill
Buying a £60 text book you never even open
Having your jagerbomb split all over you 20 seconds after you buy it in Crisis
Paying £9000 of tuition fees and seeing it spent on a giant tv
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